Dog People
Their Dog Apron: You Know What I Like About People
Their dog apron - You Know What I Like About People Their Dogs text with teal paw print
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Their Dog Apron: You Know What I Like About People is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
Their dog apron puts the phrase YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT PEOPLE ? THEIR DOGS across the front panel, and the stacked colored text reads as a sarcastic declaration of loyalty to canines over humans. Wearing it signals to strangers that you value your pet's affection more than social pleasantries, and a fellow dog owner will immediately recognize this shared sentiment.
What You Are Looking At
Four lines of bold, capitalized text stack centrally on the apron, displaying the words YOU KNOW in red, WHAT I LIKE in yellow, ABOUT PEOPLE ? in beige, and THEIR DOGS in teal. Each line features a distressed finish that mimics faded screen printing, adding a textured, vintage quality to the sharp lettering. A single teal paw print sits below the final line, matching the color of the bottom text and balancing the composition. This arrangement uses specific colors and a worn aesthetic to deliver a witty message about prioritizing pets.
The Right Person For It
Dog lovers who enjoy sarcasm notice the blunt message about preferring animals to humans immediately. This their dog apron makes a hilarious gift for the friend who complains about people at parties. It fits perfectly into everyday situations like cooking dinner or walking the dog, serving as a visual cue of their true priorities.
Details Worth Asking About
What is the width of the apron body? It measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso and upper legs during messy tasks. This generous sizing ensures the printed design stays fully visible and protects clothing effectively from spills.
Does the ink fade after washing? The distressed aesthetic is part of the design, so the weathered look remains intact even after repeated laundering without cracking or peeling. The intentional aging of the print means durability does not require a shiny, new appearance.
Is the waist tie length sufficient for different sizes? Each side features a 42-inch waist tie, ensuring enough fabric to secure a snug fit around various hip widths comfortably. These extra-long straps accommodate larger frames and allow for multiple tying options behind the back or in front.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dog People aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- It suits dedicated dog owners who want to show their passion. If you have multiple pets or a specific breed like a German Shepherd, these designs offer a personalized touch. It is ideal for those who appreciate detailed artwork that reflects their daily life with dogs.
- What specific themes are included here?
- We feature various motifs such as hunting, motorcycling, and specific breeds. The gun dog apron honors active lifestyles, while the motorcycle design captures adventure. There are also gentle images like the hurt dog apron and cute portraits of Shih Tzus for every type of owner.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your pet's personality or breed. Active owners might prefer the gun dog apron, while those with smaller pets may choose the shih dog face apron. Consider if you want to highlight a single pet or multiple animals with the three dog apron option.
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