Tomato
Themed Joke Apron My Body Is 80% Ketchup Features a Red
Themed joke apron - Shield containing red tomato and text MY BODY IS 80% KETCHUP in distressed black font
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Themed Joke Apron My Body Is 80% Ketchup Features a Red is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
themed joke apron features the exact phrase MY BODY IS 80% KETCHUP stacked vertically across a red tomato inside a shield border. The text reads as a declaration of extreme condiment devotion rather than a literal biological fact. Wearing it signals to fellow foodies that you prioritize sauce over all else, and grill masters or home cooks who love ketchup on everything will feel this was made specifically for them.
The Print, Up Close
This print centers a red tomato inside a shield-shaped border outlined in green and orange. The text MY BODY IS 80% KETCHUP stacks vertically in bold black letters, overlapping the fruit. A distressed texture covers the entire surface, giving the white background a weathered appearance. The color palette strictly uses red, black, white, and green to evoke a vintage condiment label. The shield layout frames the tomato and lettering into a single cohesive emblem rather than scattered elements.
Made For This Crowd
Condiment lovers and grill masters notice the ketchup reference immediately. A themed joke apron makes a great gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who loves putting sauce on sausages, fries, or burgers. Everyday wear happens in home kitchens or at barbecue gatherings where heavy saucing is the norm.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the neck strap fit different body types? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various adult builds comfortably. This range ensures the apron hangs correctly whether worn by someone tall or compact without slipping off the shoulders during active use.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design is durable enough to withstand regular laundering without fading or cracking on the black fabric. The ink bonds securely to the material so the distressed details and bold lettering remain sharp through multiple wash cycles.
Why does this design use a shield shape? The shield-shaped border mimics a classic label style to frame the tomato and text in a cohesive graphic. This specific geometric choice distinguishes the design from standard rectangular prints and reinforces the vintage condiment aesthetic found only in this version.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Tomato aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for home gardeners who grow their own crops and professional cooks who appreciate kitchen humor. It suits anyone who enjoys integrating their hobby into their daily attire, whether they are harvesting vegetables or preparing meals.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- Designs range from agricultural pride and brand nostalgia to seasonal celebrations. Themes include gardening techniques, Argentine culture, classic condiment branding, and Halloween festivities, offering a variety of visual styles that resonate with different personal interests and professional backgrounds.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your primary interest, such as growing tomatoes versus cooking with them. Consider if you prefer subtle references like the whisperer design or bold statements like the heinz bottle motif to match your personality and the occasion.
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