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These Ukulele Apron Features I KNOW ALL THESE CHORDS
These ukulele apron - I KNOW ALL THESE CHORDS text with 35 chord diagrams in black and white grid
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
These Ukulele Apron Features I KNOW ALL THESE CHORDS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
these ukulele apron features the phrase I KNOW ALL THESE CHORDS across the top, followed by five rows of seven chord diagrams each. The statement is sarcastic humor implying a vast repertoire that few actually master. Wearing it signals to fellow musicians that you understand the struggle of learning music. String players and band members who appreciate musical irony will feel this was made for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The graphic uses typography-only black and white art to display a comprehensive list of chords including C, D, E, F, G, A, B and their variations like Cm, Dm, Em, Fm, Gm, Am, Bm, plus seventh and major seventh forms. Each diagram sits above its specific label in a grid layout of five rows containing seven distinct chord shapes. This visual catalog represents the technical side of playing an instrument rather than just performance. The stark contrast emphasizes the exhaustive nature of the list which serves as both a reference and a joke about musician ego.
Days You Would Grab It
This design appeals to string players and band members who value technical knowledge over stage presence. It serves as a humorous gift for someone celebrating a birthday or reaching a milestone in their musical journey. You would grab this 10 oz cotton canvas apron when cooking after a practice session to show off your chord mastery without saying a word.
Before Buying
What are the dimensions of the front pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate movement while keeping items secure during wear.
How does the ink hold up against laundry cycles? The printed chord diagrams remain sharp because they use durable pigment that resists fading even after repeated washing with standard detergents.
Does this apron include storage space for tools or accessories? Two front pockets provide 8 x 7 inch compartments that are split in the middle, allowing you to carry small essentials while displaying the full chord chart.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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