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Thought Coin Apron: a Penny
Thought coin apron - Copper text reading A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems a Little Pricey above a 1983 Lincoln penny
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Thought Coin Apron: a Penny is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
thought coin apron displays the phrase A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY above a copper penny. The pun plays on the idiom by suggesting asking for thoughts is too expensive for a single cent. Wearing it signals a sarcastic sense of humor to anyone in the kitchen, and friends who appreciate witty wordplay will feel this was made for them.
Inside the artwork
Four lines of text stacked at the top feature a copper fill that matches the large image centered below. The typography-only style constructs the words A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY using metallic textures rather than solid ink. A realistic copper penny appears at the bottom showing the profile of Abraham Lincoln and the date 1983. This layout ties the verbal joke to the visual representation of the coin to create a unified statement.
Who It Speaks To
This thought coin apron appeals to people who enjoy sarcasm and puns in their daily wear. It serves as a humorous gift for dad, mom, or a friend who appreciates clever commentary on everyday objects. The design fits perfectly into casual home environments where a bit of wit brightens up routine tasks like cooking or cleaning.
Quick Answers
Does the strap adjust to different heights? The neck strap is adjustable and measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure a comfortable fit for most adults. This generous cut allows the wearer to adjust the length easily so the apron stays secure without digging into the neck during long periods of use.
Will the print fade after washing? The print remains durable because the design is integrated into the fabric surface rather than sitting on top as a thick layer. Proper care ensures the copper tones and text stay vibrant through repeated laundering without cracking, peeling, or fading compared to lower quality coatings.
What makes this design unique? It features a unique typographic treatment where the letters are textured with coin imagery rather than just showing a picture. This creates a cohesive visual link between the written joke and the physical representation of the penny, making the pun the central artistic element.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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