Curling
Throw Joke Apron: I'm Sexy
Throw joke apron - White football player silhouette between text blocks reading I'M SEXY AND I THROW IT
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Throw Joke Apron: I'm Sexy is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
throw joke apron features the phrase "I'M SEXY, AND I, THROW IT" centered on the front panel. The white silhouette of a football player delivers a pun about athletic ability rather than romance. Wearing it signals that you understand the specific humor of winter sports. This design was made for curlers and fans who appreciate wordplay on the ice.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork displays a typography-only layout in white ink against the background. The printed words "I'M SEXY" appear above a central figure, while "AND I THROW IT" sits below. The subject is a football player silhouette holding a stone and stick, positioned between two blocks of text. Although the caption references an ice curler, the visual evidence clearly shows a football player model. This juxtaposition creates a visual pun where the text describes throwing a heavy object while the image depicts an athlete in a different sport.
Who Reaches For This One
Curling enthusiasts and winter sports fans reach for this one when they need kitchen gear with attitude. A throw joke apron makes a perfect gift for the person who prioritizes strategy over style. It gets worn during game nights or cooking sessions to show off a niche sense of humor without taking itself too seriously.
Questions Before You Order
How wide is the body of this apron? The body size is 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso. This dimension ensures the graphic stays centered and visible whether you are standing at a stove or mixing ingredients in a tight space.
Does the white ink resist washing and wear? Yes, the white typography is designed to remain distinct through regular use. The print quality holds up against cleaning cycles so the message remains readable after repeated laundering.
Is the figure actually a curler based on the text? No, despite the context implying otherwise, the image explicitly uses a football player silhouette. You are buying the product based on the visual art provided, which shows a football player, not an ice curler.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Curling aprons
- Who is the best audience for these designs?
- These items suit dedicated curlers, team members, and fans who enjoy watching the sport. They work well for anyone who understands the nuances of sweeping and stone delivery, making them ideal gifts for league participants or coaches who spend significant time on the ice.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes visual references to granite stones, winter settings, and player roles. Designs range from realistic depictions of rocks to humorous takes on gameplay, ensuring there is an option that resonates with different aspects of the curling experience and personal style preferences.
- How should I choose between similar designs?
- Select based on whether you prefer literal representations of equipment or playful commentary. Those who love the technical side might choose the curling stone apron, while others seeking humor may opt for the funny curling stone apron to express their personality during off-ice moments.
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