

Tick Ribbon Apron Featuring the Slogan TICKS ARE DICKS
Tick ribbon apron - Distressed white text reading TICKS ARE DICKS with lime green ribbon and two tick icons above Lyme
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Tick Ribbon Apron Featuring the Slogan TICKS ARE DICKS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
tick ribbon apron displays the phrase TICKS ARE DICKS LYME DISEASE AWARENESS across the front panel. The word TICKS features a lime green ribbon replacing the letter I, while two ticks flank the middle word. This sarcastic design signals solidarity with those fighting this disease. Wearing it brings visibility to the cause and validates the wearer's experience. People who have faced tick bites or support Lyme warriors feel understood by this specific message.
The Print, Up Close
The distressed white lettering dominates the upper panel, presenting the words TICKS, ARE, and DICKS in a stacked vertical arrangement. A lime green awareness ribbon substitutes for the lowercase i in the top word, integrating the symbol directly into the typography. Two identical lime green tick illustrations sit horizontally on either side of the middle word, mirroring each other precisely. A thin lime green horizontal line runs beneath the main text, acting as a divider before the final phrase LYME DISEASE AWARENESS appears at the very bottom in matching green. This layout combines typographic hierarchy with symbolic imagery to create a cohesive statement that relies on high contrast between the white, lime, and green elements.
Made For This Crowd
Lyme Disease survivors and advocates notice the immediate connection between the sarcasm and their personal struggles with the illness. Gifting this specific tick ribbon apron acknowledges the difficulty of the condition while offering a moment of levity. It gets worn during Lyme walks, medical visits, or outdoor activities where the wearer wants to assert control over the narrative of their health journey.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the front pockets on this 10 oz cotton canvas apron? The two front pockets measure exactly 8 x 7 inches each and are split in the middle to allow for easy access. This generous sizing accommodates tools or phones securely despite the stiff initial texture of the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric.
How does the distressed ink style hold up against repeated washing cycles? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering because the ink bonds with the heavy cotton weave. The distressed aesthetic actually helps mask minor wear, ensuring the message stays legible and the colors resist fading even after multiple washes.
Why is the lime green ribbon positioned specifically within the first word of the slogan? Placing the ribbon inside the word TICKS visually transforms the pest into the symbol of awareness itself. This placement ensures the viewer reads the health symbol as an integral part of the insult rather than a separate graphic element, reinforcing the dual meaning of the design.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Disease Awareness aprons
- Who benefits most from this themed set?
- Individuals managing chronic conditions or supporting family members facing similar challenges appreciate the shared symbolism. Caregivers also find comfort in wearing designs that acknowledge their role in ongoing health battles and daily management routines.
- What specific conditions are represented here?
- The range covers cardiac issues, neurological disorders, and genetic factors. Designs focus on heart conditions, Parkinson’s disease, organ donation advocacy, Lyme disease, and genetic cancer risks, providing targeted representation for diverse medical experiences.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on the specific condition you wish to highlight or support. Match the humor level to your personal style, whether preferring serious advocacy statements or lighter, relatable jokes about daily life with health challenges.
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