Setter
Tile Contractors Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Hourly Rate
Tile contractors apron - Yellow and white text listing tile installer hourly rates from 100 to 250 dollars
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Tile Contractors Apron Featuring a Sarcastic Hourly Rate is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
tile contractors apron puts TILE INSTALLER HOURLY RATE across the front panel, and the listed prices read as a sarcastic warning to supervisors. Wearing it signals professional pride to peers who understand the frustration of being micromanaged, and this specific design was made for setters who value their expertise over unsolicited advice.
Every Detail On The Front
The main title appears in large, distressed yellow font at the top of the panel, establishing the profession immediately. A circular icon depicting a hand holding a hammer sits to the right of the white HOURLY RATE text, reinforcing the manual nature of the work. Below these headers, a structured price list uses white text separated by thin horizontal lines to show escalating costs. The list begins with $100/HR for a MINIMUM and rises to $250/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB. This arrangement transforms a standard utility garment into a conversation piece that communicates boundaries through humor rather than words.
Built For These Hands
Tile installers notice the specific pricing tiers first because they reflect real site dynamics. A tile contractors apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who works with their hands daily. It gets worn in busy environments where communication breakdowns happen frequently, serving as a polite but firm reminder of the worker's skill level and worth.
Practical Questions
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they are long enough to tie securely in front. This generous length accommodates various body sizes and allows for multiple knotting options, preventing the apron from slipping loose during active use. How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands regular washing and exposure to grout dust. Since the artwork relies on solid blocks of yellow and white color rather than fine gradients, the edges remain crisp and legible even after repeated laundering cycles. Does the price list apply to everyone? The $250/HR rate specifically applies to individuals who tell the wearer how to do their job. This condition distinguishes the highest tier from the others, validating the installer's autonomy and expressing frustration with unqualified interference in their specific trade.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Setter aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these designs?
- This collection targets volleyball setters and bird dog handlers who appreciate the precision of their craft. It suits anyone who values the technical skill required in setting or field trial work. The designs appeal to those who enjoy niche sports culture and specific animal breeds like Irish Setters and Gordons.
- What types of designs are included?
- The inventory includes themes ranging from volleyball mechanics to canine partnerships. You will find apparel featuring English and Irish dog traditions alongside anime-inspired interpretations. Each piece reflects a specific hobby or sport, ensuring there is something for every type of enthusiast looking for unique home decor or personal gear.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your primary passion, whether it is the court or the field. If you prefer volleyball, look for the setter anime or volleyball specific prints. For animal lovers, the Gordon or Irish dog designs offer distinct visual styles. Consider the aesthetic you want to display when working or relaxing at home.
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