Wanna
Towelie Novelty Apron Featuring WANNA GET HIGH Pun
Towelie novelty apron - Purple character with WANNA GET HIGH text and lime green swirls
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Towelie Novelty Apron Featuring WANNA GET HIGH Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
towelie novelty apron displays the phrase WANNA GET HIGH? across the front panel, and the printed words read as a pun on academic achievement rather than intoxication. Wearing it signals that you appreciate clever wordplay in the kitchen, and fans of South Park humor recognize this specific reference immediately.
Reading The Design
A purple cylindrical character sits centered on the front panel, depicted in a cartoon art style with white gloves. Lime green lettering arches above and below the figure to frame the text WANNA GET HIGH?, while blue and yellow swirls surround the central subject. This arrangement creates a cohesive graphic that relies on the interplay between the bold typography and the distinct color blocking of lime, green, purple, yellow, and blue.
When People Wear It
Cooking enthusiasts wearing this towelie novelty apron notice the clever play on words first. It makes an ideal gift for birthdays or holidays for viewers who enjoy satirical animation. Home chefs wear this item during casual dinner parties where guests appreciate the specific cultural reference embedded in the print.
Common Questions
What are the dimensions of the pockets on this towelie novelty apron? The pockets measure 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding small tools. They are split in the middle to offer separate compartments for organization. This specific sizing ensures functionality without compromising the visual integrity of the main graphic on the torso. How does the ink on this towelie novelty apron withstand washing cycles? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric is sturdy. The material stiffens initially but softens after 2-3 washes, which helps secure the ink layer. This textile choice balances comfort with the longevity required for frequent kitchen use. Does the design depict a literal graduation cap or something else? The central figure is a stylized purple cylinder representing a character, not an actual hat. The visual joke connects the object to the concept of graduating through the accompanying text rather than realistic imagery. This abstract representation is essential to understanding the intended humor of the artwork.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Wanna aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this novelty apron collection?
- This collection is made for adults who appreciate humor rooted in pop culture, sports, and family dynamics. Buyers looking for conversation-starting kitchen wear that reflects their personal interests in gaming, television, or athletics will find these designs resonate deeply with their identity and daily life.
- What specific themes are included in this assortment?
- The assortment includes designs inspired by basketball and volleyball players, big brother roles, and hedgehog racing games. You will also find references to pizza, collectible cards, and the character Towelie from Saturday Night Live, offering a broad range of humorous and nostalgic options for various personalities.
- How should I choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your primary hobby or favorite memory. Athletes might pick the sports-themed options, while fans of retro TV shows or gaming would lean toward the Towelie or hedgehog designs. Consider who you want to impress or make laugh when wearing it in the kitchen or at gatherings.
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