

Trip Badger Apron Featuring I Trip
Trip badger apron - White dachshund silhouette with I TRIP OVER MY WIENER text inside body
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Trip Badger Apron Featuring I Trip is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
trip badger apron puts the phrase I TRIP OVER MY WIENER across the front panel, and the word WIENER printed inside the white dachshund silhouette lands as a pun on the breed's nickname. Wearing it signals that you appreciate the humor of long-legged dogs, and dog owners who find their pets blocking their path will feel this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A minimalist white silhouette of a dachshund stands in profile against the fabric background. The text I TRIP OVER MY appears in white block letters positioned above the dog's back. The word WIENER is printed in black directly inside the body of the dog. This layout uses only white and black ink to create a high-contrast graphic. The design relies on the visual pun where the text completes the animal's shape while delivering the joke.
Who It Speaks To
This trip badger apron appeals to sausage dog enthusiasts and home cooks with a sense of humor. It serves as a birthday gift or holiday present for someone who owns a dachshund. The design fits perfectly into daily kitchen use where the wearer wants to acknowledge their pet's tendency to walk underfoot during meal prep.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements of the apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, providing enough length to secure a tight knot in front regardless of your frame.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print is durable enough for regular laundering because the white and black graphics are integrated into the fabric structure. You can wash it safely without worrying about the pun fading or peeling away from the surface.
Does the design show the whole dog? Yes, the artwork features a complete side-profile silhouette of the dachshund rather than a partial crop. The text wraps around the specific anatomy of the breed to make the wiener reference visually accurate.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Badger aprons
- Who should choose these badger themed prints?
- These designs suit animal lovers, fantasy readers, and anyone who values resilience. They appeal to people who want to express their connection to nature or fictional houses through wearable art that highlights unique character traits and enduring strength.
- What specific badger designs are available here?
- The collection includes Hufflepuff, honey badger, urban, and 80s styles. Each print captures different aspects of the animal, from magical loyalty to fierce independence, ensuring there is a visual representation that matches your personal aesthetic and interests perfectly.
- How do I pick the best design for me?
- Choose based on your preferred vibe. Select Hufflepuff for fandom loyalty, honey badger for boldness, or urban styles for modern appeal. Consider whether you want a subtle nature reference or a loud bold design that reflects your personality clearly.
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