Raccoon Dad
Tryin Father Day Apron Featuring Dad Tax Raccoon Pun. Navy
Tryin father day apron - Navy raccoon holding pizza and carrot under Dad Tax text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Tryin Father Day Apron Featuring Dad Tax Raccoon Pun. Navy is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase tryin father day apron introduces a design featuring the text DAD TAX I'M BUYIN' I'M TRYIN' and a raccoon. The pun suggests that purchasing food implies a right to taste it, playing on parental snacking habits. Wearing it signals a relaxed approach to kitchen rules, and fathers who enjoy fast food humor will recognize this specific joke.
What Is Printed On It
The design features navy blue line art of a raccoon seated between a tied trash bag and a full bin. The animal holds a slice of pizza in one hand and a carrot in the other, illustrating the joke's premise. The words DAD TAX arch over the top of the raccoon, while the remaining text stacks below in a bold, blocky font. This single-color print on the black bib creates a high-contrast image that highlights the specific pose of the character.
Who Reaches For This One
This tryin father day apron appeals to dads who treat grocery runs as personal dining experiences. It serves as a humorous gift for Father’s Day or birthdays for men who appreciate dad jokes. The bib protects clothing during messy cooking sessions where the wearer might sneak a bite of whatever is being prepared.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This range ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably without slipping or digging into the neck during wear. How does the ink withstand cleaning? The printed design uses durable ink that resists fading through standard wash cycles. The navy blue lines remain distinct against the black material even after repeated laundering, ensuring the pun stays readable over time. Does the raccoon actually eat the pizza? The illustration depicts the raccoon holding a slice of pizza alongside a healthy carrot to visualize the joke. This specific pairing of junk food and vegetables confirms the design focuses on the excuse of trying the healthy option before taking the treat.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Raccoon Dad aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these raccoon-themed items?
- These items suit fathers who enjoy self-deprecating humor about household messes. They appeal to dads who identify with the resilient, resourceful nature of raccoons. Anyone wanting unique gift that celebrates unconventional parenting styles will find value here.
- What types of designs are included in this set?
- The set features various prints such as raccoon milk motifs and funny raccoon man illustrations. You will also find themes centered on trash collecting and fatherhood milestones. Each design captures a different facet of the raccoon dad persona through artistic expression.
- How should I choose the right print for my gift?
- Consider whether the recipient prefers sentimental nods or outright comedy. Look for keywords like milk or trash to gauge the tone. Matching the design to their personal sense of humor ensures the gift feels thoughtful and appropriately themed.
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