Golf
Tts Golf Apron Featuring Three Stooges and Sarcastic Text
Tts golf apron - Three men on grass with Golf WITH YOUR FRIENDS text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Tts Golf Apron Featuring Three Stooges and Sarcastic Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
tts golf apron features the phrase Golf WITH YOUR FRIENDS below three men holding clubs on grass. The humor relies on sarcasm, implying that playing with friends often leads to chaotic disaster rather than fun. Wearing this puts a protective layer over clothes while signaling you understand the absurdity of group sports. It is made for those who have survived a round with difficult partners.
What The Print Says
The print displays three men standing on a circular patch of green grass, each holding a golf club. They are dressed in mismatched vintage attire featuring white, brown, and green tones. Below the grass, the word Golf appears in large white script, followed by WITH YOUR FRIENDS in smaller block letters. This layout uses photo-style imagery to ground the sarcastic joke about social dynamics on the course.
The Cook It Was Made For
This tts golf apron suits the home cook who treats meal prep like a comedy routine. It is an ideal gift for someone who appreciates dark humor or has a reputation for ruining game nights. The black bib protects against splatters while the adjustable neck strap ensures a secure fit during busy service.
Ordering Questions
Does the apron fit different body types? Yes, the generous cut accommodates various sizes comfortably. The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches, allowing you to customize the length so the bib covers your torso without restricting movement or pulling uncomfortably. Can I wash the ink without damage? Yes, the printed design holds up through standard laundering. The ink bonds with the black fabric to resist fading and cracking, ensuring the sarcastic message remains crisp and readable after repeated washes and drying cycles. Why does this specific design use sarcasm? Because the phrase Golf WITH YOUR FRIENDS implies impending chaos. The visual of the three stooges confirms that the outcome will be messy and disastrous rather than enjoyable, validating the frustration of bad company on the course.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Golf aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- The ideal buyer is a dedicated golfer who enjoys social events after playing. They might be looking for talking point at barbecues or gifts for fellow club members. These aprons suit both serious players and casual weekend warriors who appreciate golf humor and community spirit.
- What themes are covered in this set?
- The set covers various aspects of the sport, including tournament pride, equipment evolution, and player emotions. Designs range from celebrating major flags to expressing the frustration of difficult shots. There are also options focusing on family roles within the golfing world, ensuring broad appeal across different types of enthusiasts.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal relationship with the game. If you love strategy, pick the important or choice apron. For humor, try the funny golfer option. Those supporting a partner might prefer the wife apron. Consider whether you want to celebrate tradition or poke fun at common golfing struggles when making your final selection.
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