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Unicorn Sprinkle Apron Featuring a Grumpy Cartoon Unicorn
Unicorn sprinkle apron - Cartoon unicorn holding mug with rainbow and sarcastic text BACK THE FUCK UP SPRINKLE TITS
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Unicorn Sprinkle Apron Featuring a Grumpy Cartoon Unicorn is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The unicorn sprinkle apron puts a grumpy cartoon unicorn across the front panel, holding a purple mug with a rainbow and clouds behind it. The text BACK THE FUCK UP SPRINKLE TITS, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY, I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN lands as a sarcastic declaration of personal limits. Wearing it protects the wearer's energy during demanding shifts, and those who value blunt humor know this was designed specifically for them.
Reading The Design
The artwork centers on a white unicorn with a frowning expression clutching a steaming cup. Stacked lettering in white and purple frames the character, displaying the exact phrases BACK THE FUCK UP SPRINKLE TITS above and I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN below. A rainbow arcs behind the figure using yellow, pink, purple, and blue hues alongside scattered clouds. This cartoon composition merges whimsical shapes with aggressive wording to create a distinct visual statement about tolerance levels.
When People Wear It
Staff members in busy kitchens spot the bold warning text immediately upon entering a room. Gifting this unicorn sprinkle apron acknowledges a recipient's need for humor as a coping mechanism during chaos. It functions best in high-stress environments where a silent signal is required to deter unwanted interaction before verbal communication becomes necessary.
Common Questions
Does the apron fit standard torso sizes? Yes, the two front pockets are 8 x 7 inches each and split in the middle to accommodate various waist widths. The stiff 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after two or three washes to ensure a comfortable fit against the body without restricting movement during long work periods. How does the ink hold up over time? The printed letters remain distinct because the design uses high-contrast white and purple text against the light background. Cotton canvas withstands repeated laundering, ensuring the sarcastic message stays legible and the colors do not fade prematurely during regular cleaning cycles. Why is this specific unicorn design different from others? Unlike typical pastel fantasy art, this design pairs a cute creature with aggressive text like I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN. The visual contrast between the cartoon style and the hostile wording creates a unique piece of wearable sarcasm that no other standard novelty product replicates.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Sprinkle aprons
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- The dollhouse design features intricate miniature details that evoke nostalgia and charm. It appeals to collectors of small-scale aesthetics and those who love creating cozy, detailed environments within their daily routines.
- How do I choose between the different print styles?
- Consider your personal interests when selecting a design. Sports fans might prefer the baseball theme, while those seeking humor may lean toward the better option. Each print tells a distinct story tailored to different tastes.
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