

Vice Tree Apron Featuring a Retro Crockett Portrait Flanked
Vice tree apron - Retro portrait of a man in blue and white flanked by pink palm trees with CROCKETT text below
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Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Vice Tree Apron Featuring a Retro Crockett Portrait Flanked is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'vice tree apron' appears on the first line. A stylized portrait of a man in blue and white sits centered between pink palm trees, with 'CROCKETT' in large block letters across the bottom. The design uses a retro aesthetic to reference a specific 1980s television character known for his sharp style and Miami setting. Wearing this puts that iconic look across the front panel, and fans of the era recognize it as a tribute to a classic detective.
What Is Printed On It
The central subject is a man rendered in blue, white, and black ink against a background of pink palm trees. The text CROCKETT spans the bottom width in bold, block lettering with a light blue outline. The entire composition uses a distressed, retro art style that mimics vintage screen printing. These elements combine to create a graphic homage to 1980s pop culture rather than a generic tropical scene. The color palette strictly limits itself to blue, pink, white, and black to maintain that specific nostalgic tone.
Who Reaches For This One
Viewers who remember 1980s television dramas notice the specific character depiction and typography first. This vice tree apron serves as a gift for collectors of retro media memorabilia or fans of the genre. It is worn during casual gatherings or while cooking at home to display a love for classic crime drama aesthetics without needing to speak.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This range ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably with a generous cut that prevents strain around the neck during extended wear.
Can I wash the printed design without damage? Yes, the ink is durable enough for standard laundering after the initial period. The print adheres to the fabric to withstand regular washing cycles, ensuring the blue, pink, and white colors remain distinct over time.
Does the design feature any hidden symbols or logos? No, the artwork consists solely of the portrait, palm trees, and the name CROCKETT. There are no brand marks or secondary imagery, making it a straightforward representation of the character's visual identity.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Miami aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection suits individuals who appreciate bright tropical aesthetics and retro American culture. It works well for home cooks, party hosts, or anyone wanting to add a splash of color to their workspace. Fans of pink flamingos and palm tree imagery will find these designs particularly appealing.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set features various interpretations of Miami life, including the miami stupid apron for humor, the 80s pink flamingo apron for nostalgia, and the miami tree apron for nature lovers. Each piece highlights different aspects of the city, from its media presence to its athletic spirit and iconic wildlife.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Consider whether you prefer text-based jokes or visual icons. If you love bold graphics, pick the pink flamingo or tree designs. For wit, the stupid apron works best. Those interested in cultural references might choose the NBC or athletic themes based on their personal interests and favorite memories.
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