May
Warning Find Aprons - Contains Facts
Warning find aprons - Rounded warning sign with yellow header, grey text box, and red black striped bottom border
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Warning Find Aprons - Contains Facts is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
warning find aprons puts a rounded rectangular warning sign across the front panel, and the text reads as 'WARNING CONTAINS FACTS AND OPINIONS SOME MAY FIND OFFENSIVE'. This sarcastic design signals that the wearer prefers truth over comfort, and people who value blunt honesty feel this product was made for them.
The Artwork Explained
A minimalist yellow header containing an exclamation mark and the word WARNING sits at the top of the printed design. Beneath this alert, a grey middle section displays the main text in white block letters. The bottom of the sign features red and black diagonal stripes that mimic industrial caution tape. The entire composition is enclosed within a rounded rectangular border outlined in red and yellow. This arrangement repurposes the visual authority of safety signage to communicate a witty personal stance rather than a physical threat.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This warning find aprons belongs in kitchens where sharp wit is valued as much as cooking skills. It serves as a humorous gift for anyone who refuses to sugarcoat their thoughts during family gatherings. Home cooks wearing it signal that they prioritize factual accuracy and direct communication over social pleasantries.
What Buyers Ask
What are the dimensions of this apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide ample coverage. Each waist tie extends 42 inches, ensuring a secure fit for various torso sizes without needing complex adjustments.
How durable is the printed ink on this design? The graphic uses high-quality printing methods that resist fading through repeated washes. The bold colors and clear text remain distinct even after frequent cleaning, maintaining the sharp look of the original warning sign aesthetic.
Why does this specific warning sign differ from standard kitchen apparel? Unlike generic cooking quotes, this design uses a regulatory hazard format to discuss subjective opinions. The juxtaposition of official safety aesthetics with personal commentary creates a unique satirical statement that standard novelty aprons cannot replicate.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about May aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these themed aprons?
- These aprons are designed for home cooks and kitchen enthusiasts who enjoy incorporating seasonal humor into their kitchen attire. They appeal to individuals who appreciate nostalgic designs and want to celebrate early spring holidays with a touch of wit and style in their daily cooking routine.
- What specific themes are featured in this May collection?
- The collection features themes centered around St. Patrick’s Day and April Fools’ Day humor. Designs include playful takes on luck, traditional symbols like clovers, and humorous interpretations of common springtime tropes, all printed on durable canvas to add character to any kitchen environment.
- How can I choose the right design from this set?
- Select a design based on your preferred type of humor, whether it leans towards Irish heritage or general spring mischief. Consider if you prefer subtle nods to the holiday or more overt, joke-driven graphics to match your personal cooking personality and kitchen decor aesthetic effectively.
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