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Watch Girl They Apron Featuring White Zombie News Anchors
Watch girl they apron - White line-art of two zombie anchors at a desk with WATCH TV text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Watch Girl They Apron Featuring White Zombie News Anchors is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
watch girl they apron puts the phrase WATCH TV across the front panel, and the words read as a sarcastic imperative to escape reality through media. Two white line-art zombie anchors sit behind a desk beneath this text, holding scripts and staring forward with hollow eyes. Wearing it signals to fellow genre fans that you prefer the safety of a fictional broadcast to the messiness of real life, and a closing clause naming the specific people it was made for reveals this is crafted for anyone who finds comfort in apocalyptic satire.
The artwork, Up Close
The watch girl they apron showcases a centered white design where the words WATCH TV stand in bold block letters behind two undead figures. These zombie news anchors sit side-by-side behind a horizontal desk surface, rendered entirely in a high-contrast line-art style. The male anchor on the left grips a sheet of paper in his skeletal hands, mimicking the posture of a live reader. The female anchor beside him wears a blazer and maintains a stiff, professional demeanor despite her decayed facial features. This arrangement turns the concept of a news report into a visual joke about the persistence of media even after civilization has collapsed, blending the mundane with the macabre.
Made For This Crowd
This watch girl they apron targets viewers who find solace in fictional disasters and television binges. It functions as a witty gift for anyone who admits they would rather watch the end of the world on screen than witness it in person. Wearing this during meal prep or creative projects marks a boundary between your domestic duties and your desire to remain seated and unbothered by external chaos.
Before You Add To Cart
Is the fit adjustable? Yes, the neck strap adjusts from 20 to 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This range ensures the bib stays in place without digging into the neck, providing a secure fit for most adults regardless of their build or the length of their shift.
How does the print hold up? The white ink remains distinct after washing because it contrasts strongly against the black fabric base. Standard laundering will not cause the line art to peel or the text to blur, keeping the design looking fresh through repeated use.
Is this a licensed property? No, the design uses original artwork rather than copyrighted material. The zombie anchors and desk are generic interpretations of broadcast tropes, meaning the apron offers a unique aesthetic without relying on specific movie rights or character names.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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