

Wine African Aprons Featuring an African Grey Parrot
Wine african aprons - Grey parrot with red tail next to wine bottle and glass with white text on grey background
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Wine African Aprons Featuring an African Grey Parrot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
wine african aprons puts the phrase A WOMAN CAN'T SURVIVE ON WINE ALONE... SHE MUST ALSO HAVE A PARROT! across the front panel, and this text reads as a wholesome declaration of priorities for bird owners. Wearing it signals that you value your feathered companion as much as your evening glass, and this design was made specifically for women who share their kitchen with an African Grey parrot.
The Artwork Explained
The artwork features a cartoon-style grey parrot standing to the left of a dark wine bottle and a glass filled with red liquid. White lettering splits above and below the central group, framing the illustration against a solid grey background. The parrot displays specific grey plumage with white facial markings and distinct red tail feathers, matching the red foil on the bottle cap and the wine inside the glass. The bottle label is white with black script reading Wine and includes a small cluster of red grapes with green leaves. This layout creates a cohesive visual balance where the colorful elements of the bird and drink stand out clearly against the neutral backdrop.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This black bib apron belongs in kitchens run by parrot owners who appreciate humorous nods to their pets. It serves as a practical gift for mothers or wives who balance cooking duties with bird care. Worn during meal prep, it protects clothing while displaying a sentiment that resonates with anyone whose pet demands attention even during dinner service.
What Buyers Ask
Does the neck strap fit various body types? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different heights. This range ensures the generous cut of the one-size-fits-most black bib apron hangs correctly without being too tight or slipping off the shoulder during active use. Will the printed design withstand repeated washing? Yes, the ink is durable enough to handle standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking. The cartoon-style print remains vibrant because the pigments bond securely with the black fabric, ensuring the parrot and text stay sharp after multiple washes. Is this design specific to a particular parrot species? Yes, the illustration depicts an African Grey parrot with characteristic grey feathers and a bright red tail. Unlike generic bird graphics, this specific coloration and anatomical detail targets owners of this exact species rather than general avian enthusiasts.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about African Grey aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This line targets dedicated bird owners, avian rescuers, and anyone fascinated by African Grey parrots. It suits individuals who want to express their passion for these intelligent birds through wearable art that reflects their daily interactions and appreciation for the species' complex behaviors and personalities.
- What themes are featured in the designs?
- The assortment includes detailed anatomy studies, humorous screaming expressions, and adorable cute parrot illustrations. You can also find artistic birb patterns and funny parrot scenes. These varied approaches ensure there is a design that matches your personal style, whether you prefer scientific accuracy or lighthearted humor regarding your favorite feathered companion.
- How do I select the right design?
- Consider whether you want to highlight the bird's intelligence with anatomical details or its personality with funny parrot graphics. Choose realistic styles for professional settings or playful birb images for casual wear. Matching the design to your specific relationship with your pet ensures the apron feels personally significant and visually appealing in your kitchen or workshop.
You might also like
More african grey
- bird african aprons
- beautiful african aprons
- drink african aprons
- parrot bird african aprons
- parrot african aprons for men
- better african aprons
- parrot african aprons for women
- drink chicken apron





Parrot African Aprons
US$19.95


Parrot African Aprons
US$19.95
