Crazy Parrot Lady
Winged Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring Bold White
Winged crazy parrot lady apron - Green parrot perched on white Crazy Parrot Lady typography with decorative side lines
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Winged Crazy Parrot Lady Apron Featuring Bold White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The winged crazy parrot lady apron puts the phrase 'Crazy PARROT LADY' across the front panel, and the words land as a proud, wholesome declaration for bird enthusiasts. A green parrot perches atop the cursive 'Crazy', anchoring the typography with a lively visual element. Wearing it signals to fellow avians that you understand the beautiful chaos of pet ownership, and bird lovers know this design was made specifically for them.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The artwork utilizes a typography-only style where the word 'Crazy' appears in a flowing script at the top. A green parrot is perched directly on the upper curve of the letter 'C', facing left. Below the script, the words 'PARROT' and 'LADY' are stacked in bold, white block letters. Short decorative lines appear on either side of the word 'LADY', framing the bottom of the design. The entire composition uses only white and green colors to maintain a clean, high-contrast look suitable for kitchen wear.
Days You Would Grab It
Bird owners notice the specific species depiction first, identifying it as an Amazon-type parrot. This winged crazy parrot lady apron makes a perfect gift for anniversaries or holidays dedicated to animal lovers. It gets worn in everyday situations like meal prep or gardening, keeping clothes clean while expressing a deep affection for feathered friends.
Before Buying
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, which is significantly longer than standard aprons. This extra length ensures they can be tied securely in front regardless of your waist size, preventing the apron from slipping loose during active use.
How durable is the ink when washed? The white lettering and green parrot are designed to withstand regular laundering without fading. Since the design relies on solid color blocks rather than gradients, the edges remain crisp after multiple wash cycles, maintaining the sharp contrast between the text and the fabric.
Does the design include a pocket? The design does not feature a pocket; the graphic covers the full central panel area. The space is dedicated entirely to the typography and the perched parrot illustration, ensuring the message remains the primary focus without interruption from functional additions.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Parrot Lady aprons
- Which design best fits a lover of large macaws?
- The parrot talking bird apron is ideal for owners of large, vocal macaws. It captures the essence of intelligent, chatty birds that dominate conversations. This design appeals to those who enjoy interactive play and verbal engagement with their feathered friends daily.
- Are there options for cockatiel enthusiasts specifically?
- Yes, the collection includes both the cute crazy parrot lady apron and the funny cockatiel crazy parrot lady apron. These designs highlight the crest and cheerful nature of cockatiels, made for owners who appreciate their sweet personalities and musical whistles.
- Who should choose the caique bird apron?
- This design suits energetic owners of caiques, known for their acrobatic flips and clownish behavior. It is made for those who find humor in their pets' constant movement and zest for life, celebrating the unique charm of this active species.
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