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Would Dragon Apron: I Was Told There Would Be Dragons White
Would dragon apron - White text I was told there would be dragons above a dragon silhouette
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Would Dragon Apron: I Was Told There Would Be Dragons White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The "would dragon apron" puts the phrase "I'M HERE BECAUSE I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE DRAGONS" across the front panel, and the text reads as a playful admission of arriving at a promised mythical gathering. This design pairs that statement with a minimalist white silhouette of a dragon below, and wearing it signals to fellow fantasy enthusiasts that you understand the specific humor of the genre, making it perfect for dungeon masters and RPG groups.
Looking At The Front Panel
Four lines of white text stack vertically above a detailed silhouette of a dragon, creating a balanced composition that draws the eye downward. The lettering uses a bold, sans-serif font that contrasts sharply with the organic curves of the creature's wings and tail. The dragon appears in profile with wings spread upward and claws extended, embodying the classic western mythical archetype referenced in the slogan. This minimalist art style ensures the message remains the focal point while the graphic adds necessary context for the joke.
Who Gets The Joke
Fantasy enthusiasts and tabletop gamers notice the specific reference to dragon lore immediately upon reading the text. Gifting this "would dragon apron" to a friend who loves medieval faires or D&D campaigns shows you understand their specific interests. You will likely see this worn by someone preparing food at a Renaissance fair or mixing potions in a home kitchen, bridging the gap between hobby and daily life.
Answers Up Front
What are the measurements of the waist ties? The ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring they can wrap around the hips and tie securely in the front for a comfortable fit regardless of size. This generous length accommodates various body shapes and allows for multiple knotting options to keep the apron stable during movement.
Can the ink withstand washing? The printed design uses durable ink that holds up through repeated washes, maintaining the crisp white lettering and silhouette without fading or peeling from normal use. This durability ensures the graphic remains legible and distinct after many cycles of cleaning and drying.
Why does this design feature a dragon instead of another creature? The artwork specifically depicts a winged dragon with claws and a tail to match the printed text about being told there would be dragons, distinguishing it from generic fantasy apparel. The specific anatomy of the silhouette directly supports the narrative established by the words above it.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Was aprons
- Who is the primary audience for these 2017 themed designs?
- This collection targets adults who grew up with or were active in pop culture during 2017. It suits those who appreciate nostalgia, dark humor, and specific references to films, books, and internet trends from that particular year.
- What types of themes are represented in this set?
- The designs cover a wide range including twisted fairy tales, military humor, fishing hobbies, and chaotic childhood memories. Each print focuses on a specific aspect of 2017 culture, ensuring variety within the nostalgic theme.
- How should I choose between the different available prints?
- Select based on your personal interests. If you prefer dark humor, look at the snow white variations. For hobby-based gifts, consider the fishing or bear designs. Choose the one that best reflects your own personality or the recipient's sense of humor.
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