
Costume German Apron Beer
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Wurst german apron - Cartoon orange sausage in green hat holding two beer mugs with white text On My Wurst Behavior
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Wurst German Apron Featuring a Cartoon Sausage is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
wurst german apron features the phrase On My Wurst Behavior printed in white arched lettering. A cartoon orange sausage character stands in the center wearing a green hat with a yellow feather and holding two beer mugs. The pun plays on being drunk or rowdy, implying the wearer is having too much fun. Wearing it signals a festive mood to friends at the table, and it was made for anyone celebrating Oktoberfest who wants to admit they are already enjoying the party.
The central figure is an orange sausage character rendered in a bold cartoon style, standing upright with a cheerful expression. It wears a green hat adorned with a single yellow feather and green suspenders that suggest traditional Bavarian attire. In each hand, it grips a glass beer mug filled with golden liquid and topped with white foam. The text On My Wurst arches above the character’s head, while Behavior curves beneath its feet, both in distressed white lettering that gives a vintage feel. Together, these elements create a cohesive image rooted in German beer festival culture, using only orange, green, white, and yellow tones to evoke festivity without relying on brand logos or copyrighted symbols.
This apron suits anyone attending Oktoberfest events, whether in Munich or a local American celebration. It works equally well at backyard BBQs, game-day gatherings, or casual dinners where food and beer dominate. The phrase On My Wurst Behavior signals lightheartedness and invites conversation among guests. Its practical pockets make it useful during long meals, while the sturdy cotton canvas withstands spills and frequent washing. Friends who appreciate puns and festive spirit will recognize it as their kind of gear.
What are the dimensions of the front pockets on this apron? Each pocket measures exactly 8 inches by 7 inches and is split vertically down the middle, creating two separate compartments. This allows users to store items like napkins, pens, or small tools without cluttering the space. The split design prevents objects from sliding together and keeps contents organized even when the apron is fully loaded.
How does the ink hold up when washed regularly? The printed design remains vibrant through multiple wash cycles because the ink bonds deeply into the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. While initial stiffness softens after two to three washes, the color integrity stays intact. No fading or cracking occurs under normal care, ensuring the cartoon sausage and text stay crisp season after season.
Does the design reference a specific holiday or cultural event? Yes, it directly references Oktoberfest through visual cues: the sausage character wears a green Tyrolean hat with a yellow feather and green suspenders, mimicking traditional Bavarian dress. Holding two beer mugs reinforces the festival’s association with communal drinking and food. The phrase On My Wurst Behavior is a wordplay tied to German beer culture, making it unmistakably linked to autumn celebrations centered around sausage, pretzels, and lager.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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