Basset Hound
Basshole Basset Hound Apron Featuring a Retro Cartoon Basset
Basshole basset hound apron - Retro cartoon basset hound with teal glasses and red bandana in front of striped sun
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Basshole Basset Hound Apron Featuring a Retro Cartoon Basset is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
basshole basset hound apron puts the phrase MOM OF A BASSHOLE across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun on the dog breed rather than an insult. Wearing it signals that you appreciate cheeky humor about pet parenthood, and this design was made for owners who wear their love for basset hounds with a sense of irony.
Looking At The Front Panel
A cartoon basset hound head takes center stage, sporting teal glasses and a red bandana patterned with white dots. Behind the dog sits a retro striped semi-circle sun featuring bands of beige, brown, red, teal, and orange that fade into a row of trees at the bottom. Beige lettering arches above the illustration to read MOM OF A and sits straight below to complete the phrase BASSHOLE. This combination of vintage color blocking and bold typography creates a cohesive graphic that celebrates the breed through visual style and wordplay.
Who Gets The Joke
Dog owners and breed enthusiasts notice the specific breed traits and the clever wordplay immediately. Gifting this basshole basset hound apron works well for birthdays or holidays for someone who finds joy in the messy reality of pet ownership. It gets worn in everyday situations like cooking dinner or relaxing at home when the wearer wants to signal their specific type of humor without being overtly aggressive.
Answers Up Front
What are the waist tie measurements? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, ensuring there is sufficient fabric length to tie a secure knot in the front. This generous dimension accommodates various body sizes and allows the wearer to adjust the fit comfortably over different layers of clothing. How does the ink hold up to washing? The print is designed to withstand repeated laundering without fading or cracking because the colors are integrated into the fabric surface. You can wash the apron regularly to maintain the vibrancy of the red bandana and the teal glasses without worrying about the artwork peeling away. Does the design depict a specific breed? Yes, the illustration depicts a basset hound based on its distinct long ears, droopy expression, and coloring. The specific accessories like the glasses and bandana add a stylized human element to the animal portrait, distinguishing it from generic dog imagery.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Basset Hound aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection is ideal for dedicated basset hound owners and enthusiasts who want to display their love for the breed. It also appeals to dog lovers who appreciate the humorous and melancholic personality traits specific to these low-slung canines.
- What types of designs are included?
- You will find designs ranging from realistic portraits of the iconic face to playful puns involving the breed name. Each piece focuses on the unique physical characteristics and endearing behaviors that make basset hounds so memorable and beloved by their families.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on whether you prefer a serious tribute to the breed or a lighthearted joke. Consider if you want to highlight their expressive eyes or their famous sense of smell when picking the perfect apron to match your personal style.
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