Ketchup
Condiment Ketchup Novelty Apron Featuring Sarcastic I PUT
Condiment ketchup novelty apron - White label graphic with I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP text in black and red
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Condiment Ketchup Novelty Apron Featuring Sarcastic I PUT is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
condiment ketchup novelty apron displays the phrase I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP inside a white label shape. The text reads as a sarcastic declaration of extreme condiment devotion rather than a literal instruction. Wearing it signals to fellow food enthusiasts that you share their specific culinary passion. Home cooks who enjoy adding extra sauce to every dish will feel this was made for them.
What The Print Says
The print features a central graphic mimicking a classic ketchup bottle label, utilizing only white, red, green, and black ink. Stacked vertically within a white field bordered by red and green lines, bold black lettering proclaims I PUT KETCHUP ON MY KETCHUP. Smaller red text below specifies 2800ml - 3.3 kg, while EST'D 1869 appears near the top. A small green oval containing the word WEIRD sits above 59 VARIETIES in red at the bottom. This minimalist layout uses sarcasm to highlight an obsessive love for the condiment, turning a simple statement into a humorous badge of honor for anyone who believes ketchup improves everything it touches.
The Cook It Was Made For
This item is designed for home cooks and backyard grill masters who treat condiments as essential ingredients. It serves as a funny gift for birthdays or holidays for the friend who keeps multiple bottles on the table. The wearer enjoys adding extra sauce to meals like hot dogs or bean soup and wears this apron during casual cooking sessions to show off their unique flavor preferences.
Ordering Questions
What are the dimensions of the waist ties? The waist ties measure 42 inches on each side, providing ample length to tie securely in front for a comfortable fit across various body sizes. Does the printed design hold up after washing? The ink durability is built to withstand regular laundering, ensuring the bold black text and colorful borders remain vibrant and legible through repeated wash cycles without fading or cracking. Why does the label list 59 varieties? This specific detail references the extensive range of ketchup flavors available, emphasizing the joke that the wearer consumes so much condiment they have cataloged nearly every option on the market.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Ketchup aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This collection suits home cooks, party hosts, and anyone who enjoys humorous holiday attire. It is ideal for people who want to express their love for food and fun through wearable art that sparks conversation during gatherings.
- What types of designs are included here?
- You will find various condiment-inspired prints including ketchup bottles, mustard labels, and religious puns. Each design combines visual humor with thematic elements suitable for Halloween celebrations or casual kitchen use throughout the year.
- How should I choose the right one?
- Select based on your preferred color palette and sense of humor. Choose the ketchup version if you prefer red accents, or pick the mustard option for yellow tones. Consider the religious puns if you want a more meaningful message.
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