Microbiologist
Cultured Microbiologist Apron with Adjustable 20-30 Inch Strap
Cultured microbiologist apron - Two blue bacteria in top hats clinking red wine glasses under white text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cultured Microbiologist Apron with Adjustable 20-30 Inch Strap is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase "cultured microbiologist apron" introduces a design featuring the printed words CULTURED and BACTERIA. Two blue bacteria characters dressed in formal wear clink wine glasses between these terms. The pun plays on scientific culture plates and social sophistication. Wearing it signals you appreciate both lab work and humor. This piece is made for scientists who enjoy a good wordplay.
The Graphic, Piece By Piece
The printed words CULTURED and BACTERIA frame the central illustration in bold white lettering. Two blue bacteria characters stand side-by-side wearing black hats and red accessories. One wears a top hat with a monocle and bow tie, while the other wears a fedora with spectacles and a cravat. They hold wine glasses containing red liquid and are clinking them together in a toast. This cartoon style combines scientific imagery with vintage fashion to visualize a double entendre about being well-bred versus well-cultured in a petri dish.
Days You Would Grab It
Lab workers and microbiology students notice the clever play on scientific terminology first. Gifting this item to a science enthusiast celebrates their specific academic interest. Everyday situations in research facilities or kitchens benefit from this durable black bib apron which protects clothing while displaying professional pride.
Before Buying
Does the neck strap fit different body types? Yes, the adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various sizes. This range ensures the black bib apron stays securely in place without slipping off the shoulders during movement or heavy use in busy environments.
Will the design survive repeated cleaning cycles? The print is applied directly to the fabric surface to resist fading and cracking. Standard laundering maintains the vibrancy of the blue, white, black, and red colors without damaging the cartoon illustration or the legibility of the text.
What makes this specific microbiology joke unique? The humor relies entirely on the visual of the bacteria wearing formal attire while holding wine glasses. This specific combination of a top hat, monocle, and toasting pose distinguishes it from generic science apparel by turning a biological term into a social commentary on class and breeding.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Microbiologist aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This set is ideal for microbiology students, laboratory technicians, and researchers who want to display their professional identity. It also suits teachers who instruct classes on microbial life and diagnostic procedures. Anyone passionate about cellular biology or virology will find these designs resonate with their daily work and academic interests.
- What themes are featured in these designs?
- The designs cover various aspects of microbiology including viral structures, resilient organisms like tardigrades, and specific job roles such as phlebotomy. You will find references to classroom teaching and departmental pride. The artwork captures both the scientific rigor and the lighthearted moments found in laboratory settings and educational environments.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your specific role or favorite subject matter. If you work with viruses, pick the retrovirus option. For general lab pride, the badass microbiologist style works well. Consider whether you prefer humorous takes or serious scientific illustrations when browsing the available options for your personal wardrobe.
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