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Follow Personal Apron Featuring a Chihuahua Mugshot Design
Follow personal apron - Chihuahua mugshot holding black sign with personal stalker text and height chart measurements
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Follow Personal Apron Featuring a Chihuahua Mugshot Design is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
follow personal apron features a chihuahua mugshot design with the phrase PERSONAL STALKER. The print depicts a dog holding a sign reading I WILL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU GO to highlight the joke that your pet tracks you everywhere, even into private spaces. Wearing it signals you are fully aware of your dog's possessive nature, and this specific design was made for owners who accept they have no privacy from their tiny companion.
The Design Itself
A cartoon chihuahua appears in the center of the front panel against a background of white horizontal lines representing a height chart. The dog has tan and white fur and holds a rectangular black sign with its paws, which displays the text I WILL FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU GO in white letters. Above the chart, the words PERSONAL STALKER are printed in a distressed font, and below the sign, the phrase BATHROOM INCLUDED completes the mugshot layout. This combination of visual elements and text creates a cohesive image of a canine suspect being processed by law enforcement.
Occasions It Fits
Dog owners notice the specific reference to bathroom inclusion immediately upon seeing this follow personal apron. It serves as a perfect gift for the person who knows their chihuahua will shadow them through every room of the house. Everyday situations like cooking or cleaning become funnier when the wearer displays this acknowledgment of their pet's relentless loyalty and lack of boundaries.
Things People Ask
What is the size of this follow personal apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to cover the torso effectively. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, providing enough length to tie securely in front for a comfortable fit across different body types. How durable is the ink when washed regularly? The printed graphics are designed to withstand standard washing cycles without fading or peeling. The contrast between the black sign and white lettering remains distinct after multiple washes, maintaining the clarity of the humorous message over time. Does the design include specific text about bathroom access? Yes, the footer explicitly states BATHROOM INCLUDED below the main sign. This detail confirms the joke that the personal stalker follows its owner into restrooms, distinguishing this design from generic pet aprons.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Personal aprons
- Who fits best with these themed designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who enjoy dry wit and niche references. They are ideal for home cooks or crafters who want their personality visible through subtle visual cues rather than loud slogans. made for those who appreciate irony in everyday tasks.
- What specific styles are included here?
- The collection features prints like a chihuahua barking at shadows and a cat giving side-eye. Each design captures a distinct trait, such as anxiety or obsession, allowing the wearer to express complex emotions through simple, striking imagery that resonates with specific subcultures.
- How should I choose my favorite piece?
- Select a design that mirrors your own quirks or inner monologue. If you feel like an observer, try the stalker print. For high-strung energy, the chihuahua works well. Match the visual tone to how you wish to present yourself in casual settings.
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