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Funny Squirrel Pet Apron Featuring I LIKE SQUIRRELS
Funny squirrel pet apron - Beige squirrel silhouette over five vertical colored stripes with sarcastic text about
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Squirrel Pet Apron Featuring I LIKE SQUIRRELS is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A funny squirrel pet apron displays the phrase I LIKE SQUIRRELS AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE across the front. A beige squirrel silhouette sits over five vertical colored stripes in teal, blue, yellow, orange, and red. The text reads as a sarcastic confession that the wearer prefers wildlife to humans. Wearing it signals a preference for nature over social gatherings, and people who enjoy animal rescue or veterinary work feel this was made for them.
Every Detail On The Front
A beige squirrel silhouette is centered over five vertical colored stripes printed in teal, blue, yellow, orange, and red. The top line reads I LIKE SQUIRRELS and the bottom line continues with AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE in a distressed retro typeface. This layout places the animal subject directly against the vibrant background colors to create a strong visual contrast. The design belongs to the vintage art style often seen on apparel for animal lovers. The combination of the specific color palette and the sardonic text creates a unified picture of ironic affection for rodents.
Built For These Hands
Veterinarians and animal rescue workers notice the specific text first because it validates their professional dedication. This funny squirrel pet apron makes a perfect gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who works with animals. Everyday use happens in kitchens or clinics where protecting clothes from messes is essential while expressing a love for wildlife.
Practical Questions
What are the exact measurements of the body and waist ties on this apron? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side so they can be tied securely in front. These dimensions ensure the apron stays in place during active use and fits various body types comfortably without slipping.
Can you wash this apron without fading the colorful retro design? Yes, the ink is designed to withstand laundering and retains its vibrancy over time. The retro print technique bonds the colors to the fabric to prevent peeling or cracking. You can clean the garment regularly to maintain the sharp distinction between the beige squirrel and the five colored stripes.
Does the specific text limit who should wear this design? The message targets people who identify with the sentiment of preferring animals to humans. It is best suited for veterinary assistants, breeders, or serious wildlife enthusiasts rather than general cooks. The humor relies on the wearer understanding the sarcasm regarding their limited social circle outside of animal care.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Pet aprons
- Who is the best fit for these designs?
- These designs suit anyone who identifies strongly with their animal companion. Whether you have cats, chickens, or turtles, there is a pattern that reflects your specific household dynamic and personal sense of humor regarding pet care.
- What types of animals are represented here?
- The collection includes motifs for cats, chickens, turtles, and general pets. Specific designs target breed enthusiasts or those who keep backyard poultry, ensuring every animal lover finds a visual representation of their daily life.
- How do I choose the right style?
- Select based on your primary animal focus. Choose cat or chicken patterns if they dominate your home. Opt for unique or polka styles for broader appeal, or pick turtle or rex designs if you have specific pets you wish to highlight.
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