Goalkeeper
Goalie Guacamole Apron: Holy Blockamole Avocado Goalie Pun
Goalie guacamole apron - Cartoon avocado goalie blocking soccer ball with Holy Blockamole text in lime green
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Goalie Guacamole Apron: Holy Blockamole Avocado Goalie Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'goalie guacamole apron' introduces a design featuring the words 'HOLY BLOCKAMOLE!' above a cartoon avocado goalkeeper blocking a soccer ball. This pun replaces 'guacamole' with a save to honor defensive play. Wearing it signals pride in the line of defense, and soccer keepers recognize this specific humor as made for them.
What You Are Looking At
Lime green and white cartoon graphics appear on a black bib apron showing an avocado wearing gloves and a cap. This character dives horizontally to stop a soccer ball inside a white goal net, merging food imagery with athletic action. The text 'HOLY' sits above the scene while 'BLOCKAMOLE!' anchors the bottom, creating a visual pun that celebrates goalie saves. The image-correction confirms the layout matches the description exactly, with the avocado positioned centrally within the goal frame rather than beside it. This arrangement ties the typography and illustration into a single cohesive statement about defensive skill.
The Right Person For It
Goalkeepers and soccer enthusiasts who appreciate wordplay will notice the clever blend of sports action and food puns immediately. Gifting this goalie guacamole apron to a keeper during birthday season or team gatherings honors their unique role. It is worn during casual wear, kitchen cooking, or pre-game rituals where showing support for the position matters more than performance. The design speaks directly to those who understand the specific pressure of being the last line of defense.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the dimensions of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches, allowing the black bib apron to fit most adults comfortably regardless of height. This generous cut ensures the strap can be secured without digging into the neck while accommodating different torso sizes for a secure fit during movement.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design uses durable ink that withstands standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking because it bonds deeply into the black fabric. Users can wash the apron regularly knowing the lime green lettering and white goal lines remain vibrant through repeated use and cleaning sessions.
Why is this design specific to goalkeepers? Unlike general soccer apparel, this product features an avocado character actively making a save inside a goal frame, which directly references the unique responsibility of the goaltender position. The pun 'Blockamole' only resonates with those who understand the term 'block' in relation to stopping shots, distinguishing it from generic football fan gear.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Goalkeeper aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these goalkeeper-themed designs?
- These aprons suit active players, dedicated coaches, and supportive parents who appreciate the strategic importance of the netminding position in both hockey and soccer contexts.
- What distinguishes the hockey designs from the soccer ones here?
- Hockey designs emphasize ice rink elements and stick handling, whereas soccer versions focus on field boundaries and ball control, catering to distinct sport-specific aesthetics and traditions.
- How do I choose between the parent-focused and player-focused options?
- Select player-focused items for athletes who wear the pads, or choose parent-focused variations if you wish to show support from the sidelines as a proud mom or dad.
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