

Blockamole Avocado Apron Featuring a Cartoon Goalie Avocado
Blockamole avocado apron - Cartoon avocado goalie blocking soccer ball with holy blockamole text
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Blockamole Avocado Apron Featuring a Cartoon Goalie Avocado is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
blockamole avocado apron features the phrase HOLY BLOCKAMOLE! across the front, depicting a cartoon avocado goalkeeper jumping to stop a soccer ball. The pun combines 'block' and 'guacamole' for a sports joke. Wearing it signals you love soccer humor and kitchen cooking. Soccer players and guacamole fans feel this was made for them.
What Is Printed On It
The blockamole avocado apron displays the word HOLY in large orange letters at the top of the panel. Below this header, a cartoon avocado with green skin and yellow flesh is shown jumping to block a soccer ball in front of a white goal net. The phrase BLOCKAMOLE! appears at the bottom in white distressed text. This layout creates a complete scene where the fruit acts as a sports player within the printed frame. The color palette strictly uses orange, green, and white to define the shapes and text without adding extra shading.
Who Reaches For This One
Soccer goalkeepers and goaltenders notice the specific action pose of the avocado blocker first. A parent or friend reaches for this blockamole avocado apron when buying a gift for a teen who loves Cinco de Mayo. The everyday situation involves wearing this during game nights or cooking meals while showing off a unique sports pun.
Questions Before You Order
What are the dimensions of the apron body? The body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to ensure adequate coverage. This specific sizing provides enough surface area for the full graphic and protects the wearer's clothing from spills while maintaining a standard fit for most adults. How does the ink handle washing cycles? The printed design holds up well because the ink is fused directly into the fabric fibers. You can wash the apron with your regular laundry without worrying about the orange or white text cracking or peeling off the surface over time. Does the design reference a specific food item? Yes, the name BLOCKAMOLE is a direct portmanteau of the verb block and the dip guacamole. This confirms the artwork is a linguistic pun rather than a literal depiction of food, relying on the visual of the avocado acting as a goalkeeper to sell the joke.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Goalkeeper aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these goalkeeper-themed designs?
- These aprons suit active players, dedicated coaches, and supportive parents who appreciate the strategic importance of the netminding position in both hockey and soccer contexts.
- What distinguishes the hockey designs from the soccer ones here?
- Hockey designs emphasize ice rink elements and stick handling, whereas soccer versions focus on field boundaries and ball control, catering to distinct sport-specific aesthetics and traditions.
- How do I choose between the parent-focused and player-focused options?
- Select player-focused items for athletes who wear the pads, or choose parent-focused variations if you wish to show support from the sidelines as a proud mom or dad.
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