

Holy Avocado Apron Featuring a Holy Blockamole Pun
Holy avocado apron - Cartoon avocado jumping over net with holy blockamole text in green and white
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Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Holy Avocado Apron Featuring a Holy Blockamole Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The holy avocado apron puts the printed words HOLY BLOCKAMOLE across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun combining volleyball blocking with guacamole. An avocado character jumping to hit a volleyball over a net illustrates the joke, and wearing it celebrates the middle blocker role. Middle blockers and fruit fans feel it was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
A cartoon avocado character centers inside a white circle on the black bib, jumping upward with arms extended to strike a volleyball. The character wears a red and yellow headband along with green sneakers featuring yellow accents. White lettering spells HOLY above the circle, while light green text reading BLOCKAMOLE sits below it. A gray net spans horizontally across the lower half of the circle, separating the jumper from the viewer. Yellow motion lines appear behind the avocado to emphasize the jumping action. The design uses only green, white, and yellow hues to maintain a cohesive sports theme. This composition turns a defensive play into a humorous food reference that resonates with players familiar with the position.
Who It Speaks To
Middle blockers and volleyball teams notice the specific jumping action at the net first. Buyers select this holy avocado apron for birthdays or the start of a season. Players wear it during practice or post-game meals to protect clothing while showing team identity. The design connects athletic performance with kitchen utility through shared humor.
Quick Answers
What is the neck strap length range? The neck strap adjusts between 20 and 30 inches to fit most adults. This measurement range ensures the apron hangs at the correct height without straining the neck. Users can shorten or lengthen the strap before securing the waist ties for a personalized fit.
How durable is the ink when washed? The print withstands standard laundering if dried on low heat. High temperatures risk damaging the green and yellow pigments used in the cartoon. Following these care instructions keeps the holy blockamole design crisp and colorful through multiple wash cycles.
Why does this design specifically target middle blockers? The joke depends on the unique vertical movement of a middle blocker. Only this position involves jumping directly at the net to intercept the ball. The illustration captures that specific athletic motion, making the pun meaningful only to players who understand the role.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Avocado aprons
- Who should buy this specific print?
- These are ideal for individuals who enjoy internet memes, wordplay, and pop culture references. If you love avocados and want your kitchen wear to spark conversation, this set matches your personality perfectly without being too serious.
- What themes are included here?
- The range covers puns like Avogato, dances like Dabbing, animals like cats, and cultural nods like Fre. Each piece highlights a different facet of avocado appreciation, from vegan lifestyles to pure visual cuteness.
- How do I choose the best one?
- Pick based on your favorite meme or hobby. Love wordplay? Choose Avogato. Prefer animals? Go for the Cat version. Want something trendy? The Dabbing design captures a specific moment in time that feels current and fun.
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