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Another Funny Bald Apron Features White Stacked Typography
Another funny bald apron - White stacked text reading JUST ANOTHER SEXY-ASS BALD GUY
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Another Funny Bald Apron Features White Stacked Typography is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
another funny bald apron displays the phrase JUST ANOTHER SEXY-ASS BALD GUY in stacked white typography. The text reads as a confident, self-deprecating joke about embracing baldness with humor. Wearing it puts a smile on faces during cooking or grilling, and men who are bald or balding feel this design was made specifically for them.
Every Detail On The Front
Three lines of white text dominate the center of the panel in a distressed, block-letter style. The first line reads JUST ANOTHER, followed by SEXY-ASS in the middle, and BALD GUY anchoring the bottom. The letters are thick and uniform, relying solely on typography without any accompanying illustrations or icons. This arrangement belongs to the category of novelty kitchen wear designed for men who enjoy lighthearted banter. The stark white ink contrasts sharply against the dark fabric, ensuring the message is legible from a distance.
Built For These Hands
Home cooks and grill masters notice the straightforward text immediately when they pick up this item. It makes an excellent birthday or holiday gift for the bald friend who loves to spend time in the kitchen. Everyday situations like weeknight dinners or backyard barbecues become more fun when the cook wears this piece. The design turns a routine chore into a moment of shared laughter with family and friends.
Practical Questions
What is the body width of this apron? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso while cooking. This specific dimension ensures the printed words stay centered and visible without bunching up around the waistline during active use.
Can I wash the ink without fading? Yes, the white lettering remains durable through standard laundering cycles because the print method bonds directly to the fabric surface. You can clean this garment regularly without worrying that the bold text will peel or lose its sharp contrast against the background material.
Does this design feature any graphics or illustrations? No, the artwork consists entirely of typography-only elements arranged in three distinct lines. There are no images, icons, or decorative borders present, making the message the sole focus of the visual presentation on the front panel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bald aprons
- Who is the best audience for these aprons?
- These aprons are ideal for individuals who are bald and enjoy wearing their hair status as a badge of honor. They also make great gifts for friends or family members who appreciate self-deprecating humor and want to add a unique, conversational piece to their kitchen wardrobe.
- What types of designs can I expect to see?
- You will encounter various themes including holiday references like the fourth of july flag design, fatherhood tributes such as the doe dad print, and pure comedy pieces. Each design focuses on the bald theme through different lenses, ensuring there is a style that matches your specific sense of humor.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Consider whether you prefer patriotic themes, family-oriented humor, or abstract jokes about hair loss. Look at the specific imagery in each apron to see if it resonates with your personality. Selecting one depends on whether you want to make a bold statement or share a quiet laugh in the kitchen.
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