Bald
Funny Bald Apron Featuring I'm with the Sexy Bald Guy Text
Funny bald apron - White and pink stacked text reading I'm With The Sexy Bald Guy
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Bald Apron Featuring I'm with the Sexy Bald Guy Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase I'm With The Sexy Bald Guy sits prominently on the front panel of this funny bald apron. White and pink typography arranged in two stacked lines reads as a cheerful endorsement of a partner’s smooth head. Wearing it communicates that the owner finds baldness attractive and wants to share that sentiment with everyone nearby. Partners of bald men or women who feel confident about their look will appreciate this direct and loving tribute.
The Print, Up Close
Two lines of text dominate the center of the apron with no illustrations or background patterns. The top line uses white font for I'm With The while the bottom line features larger pink letters spelling Sexy Bald Guy. This color pairing creates strong visual separation between the introductory phrase and the main subject. The style remains strictly typographic, avoiding any imagery of people or objects. The result is a clean graphic that belongs to the category of relationship-based humor rather than generic kitchen decor.
Made For This Crowd
Couples where one partner has a shaved head notice the specific praise first. A funny bald apron serves as both practical protection and a public announcement of mutual attraction. It works well as a gift for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because to celebrate bald pride. Daily wear during meal prep allows the wearer to combine utility with a lighthearted affirmation of love.
Before You Add To Cart
Does the waist tie fit different body sizes? Yes, the apron includes 42-inch ties on each side, providing enough length to wrap around various waists and tie securely in front. This measurement accommodates most standard body shapes without being excessively long or short.
Will the printed ink fade after washing? The ink is designed to withstand regular laundering while maintaining its white and pink vibrancy. Proper care ensures the typography stays crisp and legible through multiple wash cycles without peeling or discoloration.
Is this design specific to bald pride only? Absolutely, the text explicitly references a Sexy Bald Guy, making it unique to this specific trait. No other apron carries this exact phrase, ensuring the message targets only those connected to bald partners.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bald aprons
- Who is the best audience for these aprons?
- These aprons are ideal for individuals who are bald and enjoy wearing their hair status as a badge of honor. They also make great gifts for friends or family members who appreciate self-deprecating humor and want to add a unique, conversational piece to their kitchen wardrobe.
- What types of designs can I expect to see?
- You will encounter various themes including holiday references like the fourth of july flag design, fatherhood tributes such as the doe dad print, and pure comedy pieces. Each design focuses on the bald theme through different lenses, ensuring there is a style that matches your specific sense of humor.
- How do I choose the right design from this set?
- Consider whether you prefer patriotic themes, family-oriented humor, or abstract jokes about hair loss. Look at the specific imagery in each apron to see if it resonates with your personality. Selecting one depends on whether you want to make a bold statement or share a quiet laugh in the kitchen.
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