Dirty
Ard the Dirty Apron Featuring an Ol Dirty Bastard Brooklyn
Ard the dirty apron - Ol Dirty Bastard Brooklyn Zoo ID card with food coupon text and yellow blue white colors
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Ard the Dirty Apron Featuring an Ol Dirty Bastard Brooklyn is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
ard the dirty apron puts an identification card for food coupons across the front panel, and the text reads as a bureaucratic document from the City of Brooklyn Zoo. Wearing it displays deep genre knowledge and appreciation for Wu-Tang Clan lore, and hip-hop fans who value visual wit feel this was made specifically for them. The printed words include 'Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version' and 'Ol Dirty Bastard,' linking the artwork to a seminal album while maintaining a satirical tone.
The Print, Up Close
A rectangular identification card sits centrally on the fabric, featuring a photographic portrait of a man on the left side framed by a yellow border. Blue text wraps around the entire outer perimeter, stating 'Identification Card for Food Coupons and/or Public Assistance' along with Spanish translations like 'Asistencia Pública.' The upper right section displays 'The City of Brooklyn Zoo' and 'Department of Social Services' above lined fields containing the album title and artist name. Three circular seals appear in a row near the bottom above a handwritten-style signature that reads 'ol' Dirty Bastard.' The color palette consists strictly of yellow, blue, and white to mimic vintage government paperwork. This layout transforms a famous rap figure into a fictional zoo resident, creating a cohesive visual statement that relies on the viewer's familiarity with the source material.
Made For This Crowd
Hip-hop enthusiasts notice the specific reference to 'The Dirty Version' and the Brooklyn setting immediately upon seeing the design. Gifting this item to a fan of the Wu-Tang Clan acknowledges their taste for underground culture and obscure historical details. Everyday wear happens during cooking or crafting sessions where the wearer wants to signal their musical identity through sarcasm rather than loud branding. The arduous dirty apron becomes a subtle badge of belonging for those who understand the joke behind the zoo concept.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions and waist tie length? The apron body measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide substantial coverage for the torso. Waist ties extend 42 inches on each side, offering sufficient length to wrap around and tie securely in the front for a customized fit.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design utilizes durable inks that resist fading through repeated laundering cycles. The blue and yellow pigments remain vibrant after washing because they are set deeply into the fabric structure rather than sitting superficially on the surface.
Why is this specific ID card design unique? No other product features the exact combination of Brooklyn Zoo text and Ol Dirty Bastard's likeness arranged as a food coupon ID. The artwork uniquely blends the rapper's name with bureaucratic language to create a one-of-a-kind satirical document that exists only in this specific visual format.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Dirty aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for this themed collection?
- This collection suits experienced chefs and kitchen staff who enjoy dark humor. It resonates with professionals who view the mess of cooking as an integral part of their identity and pride in their craft rather than something to hide.
- What specific designs are included in this set?
- The set includes stop the dirty apron, poison the dirty apron, thirty the dirty apron, stink the dirty apron, meat the dirty apron, and naughty the dirty apron. Each design uses distinct typography and imagery to convey specific aspects of kitchen life.
- How should one choose the right design from this group?
- Select based on your personal attitude toward kitchen work. Choose stink the dirty apron for raw honesty, meat the dirty apron for ingredient focus, or naughty the dirty apron for rebellious flair. Match the graphic tone to your team culture and personal style preferences.
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