
Backyard Farmer Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Backyard chicken with apron - Four lines of text above three cartoon white chickens with red combs and yellow beaks
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Backyard Chicken with Apron Featuring Mess is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
backyard chicken with apron puts the phrase Mess with My Chickens and you will meet the crazy chicken lady across the front panel, and the words read as a protective declaration from a dedicated bird keeper. Wearing it signals that your flock is non-negotiable, and this design was made for anyone who defends their feathered friends with humor.
Four lines of white text are stacked at the top of the gray panel, reading Mess with My Chickens and you will meet the crazy chicken lady in a casual font. Below the lettering, three cartoon chickens cluster together, featuring white bodies, bright red combs, and yellow beaks and feet. The central bird stands slightly forward while the two flanking birds peek out from behind, creating a tight group. This arrangement uses only white, red, and yellow colors to depict a wholesome scene of avian companionship. The combination of bold typography and cute illustrations creates a unified image that celebrates the specific personality of a backyard hen keeper.
Poultry keepers notice the humorous warning first when selecting gear for coop duties or market days. A perfect example of a backyard chicken with apron, it makes an ideal present for birthdays or parties centered around farm life and barnyard decorations. You would wear this garment while feeding the flock or sorting eggs to show off your devotion to the birds without taking yourself too seriously.
Does the waist tie fit large hips? Yes, because each side features a 42-inch tie that is long enough to secure comfortably in front regardless of body shape. This generous length ensures the apron stays in place over layers of clothing during active work in the coop or garden.
Will the cartoon ink stay bright after washing? The print remains durable because the white, red, and yellow elements are applied directly to the fabric surface rather than sitting loosely on top. Standard cleaning methods preserve the contrast between the text and the cartoon chickens effectively.
Is the text strictly about chickens or something else? The message focuses exclusively on avian protection, referencing the specific term chickens within the warning phrase. There is no hidden meaning or secondary subject implied by the wording or the accompanying illustration of the three birds.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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