
Farmer Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Funny farmer chicken with apron - Three cartoon chickens in orange brown white below I LOVE MY Ladies script text
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Farmer Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A funny farmer chicken with apron puts the phrase I LOVE MY Ladies across the front panel, and the words read as a playful pun honoring female poultry instead of people. Wearing it protects clothing from dirt while signaling deep affection for one’s flock, and backyard chicken keepers who name their hens will feel this was crafted specifically for them.
The artwork centers three cartoon chickens clustered beneath stacked typography, with I LOVE MY in small block letters above a sweeping orange script spelling Ladies. Each hen displays distinct plumage—rich orange, earthy brown, and speckled white—rendered in clean vector lines that emphasize feather texture without photorealism. The composition balances negative space around the figures so the text remains legible even when the apron folds at the waist. This arrangement transforms a common farming euphemism into visual storytelling where color and font weight guide the eye from declaration to subject.
Chicken farmers notice the precise breed traits in each illustrated hen first, recognizing them as familiar laying varieties rather than generic stock. Gifting this funny farmer chicken with apron to a friend who names her roosters works best when paired with handwritten note referencing shared coop memories. Everyday wear happens during morning feed runs or evening egg collection, where the design signals camaraderie among fellow keepers who understand the cultural shorthand.
What is the neck strap length range? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches, allowing customization for different torso sizes without slipping. This range accommodates both petite and taller adults while keeping the bib positioned correctly over the chest during bending or reaching motions common in barn work.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed graphics withstand machine washing because the ink bonds chemically to the black bib apron fabric during manufacturing. Feather details and script edges remain sharp after multiple cycles, resisting fading or cracking that plagues lower-quality prints on similar garments.
Why is this design specific to female poultry keepers? The phrase I LOVE MY Ladies directly references the colloquial term farmers use for their laying hens, making it culturally accurate only within that context. No other apron uses this exact wording combined with three distinct hen illustrations, ensuring authenticity for those who live the terminology daily.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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