
Funny Farmer Chicken
US$19.95
Printed to order in the USA · Flat US$4.95 US shipping, free over US$65.00

Cute farmer chicken with apron - Cartoon chicken head with flowers and text I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Super
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Cute Farmer Chicken with Apron with Apron is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase cute farmer chicken with apron sits above a cartoon chicken head surrounded by white, yellow, orange, and red flowers. The text I Never Dreamed I'D GROW UP TO BE A Super Sexy CHICKEN LADY BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT reads as a proud declaration of rural life. Wearing it signals to other coop owners that you embrace the messy reality of farm work with humor. This design was made for hen keepers who find joy in the daily grind.
This black bib apron displays a centered cartoon chicken head featuring a bright red comb and wattle alongside a yellow beak. White, yellow, orange, and red flowers cluster around the bird's neck in a wholesome arrangement. Stacked lettering in matching colors frames the image with the phrase I Never Dreamed I'D GROW UP TO BE A Super Sexy CHICKEN LADY BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT. The typography uses a playful script for Super Sexy and bold block letters for CHICKEN LADY to emphasize the punchline. This layout creates a cohesive picture of agricultural pride rather than just a collection of objects.
Poultry keepers wear this cute farmer chicken with apron while feeding flocks or collecting eggs to show their dedication. It serves as a perfect birthday gift for anyone who identifies as a chicken farmer lady. The design works best when worn during casual farm chores or at local markets where fellow enthusiasts can appreciate the reference.
What is the neck strap length? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body types. This generous cut ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably without digging into the neck. You can shorten it for a tighter fit or lengthen it to layer over thick clothing. How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed design remains vibrant because the ink bonds securely with the black fabric during production. You should wash the apron inside out in cold water to preserve the white, yellow, orange, and red colors. Avoid high heat drying to prevent fading the cheerful floral details around the chicken head. Does the text match the visual tone? Yes, the stacked lettering matches the cartoon style of the central chicken illustration perfectly. The phrase I Never Dreamed I'D GROW UP TO BE A Super Sexy CHICKEN LADY BUT HERE I AM, KILLING IT uses varied font weights to create rhythm. This specific combination of text and image makes the design distinct from generic poultry merchandise.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
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