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Bean Bags
Bean bags and aprons - Stacked retro text Shut Your Cornhole in red yellow cream and teal distressed font
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Bean Bags is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
bean bags and aprons puts the phrase SHUT YOUR CORN HOLE across the front panel in a vertical stack of four words, where the red, yellow, cream, and teal lettering reads as a classic example of sarcastic banter used between competitors. Wearing it signals that you take the game seriously but do not take yourself too seriously, and people who frequent backyard tournaments and tailgating parties will feel it was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
The artwork relies entirely on typography arranged in four distinct horizontal rows rather than illustrations or icons. The top line displays the word SHUT in a vibrant red hue with a heavily distressed surface texture. Below it, the word YOUR appears in yellow, maintaining the same weathered look that suggests age and use. The third line features the word CORN in a soft cream tone, providing visual separation from the final teal word HOLE at the bottom. This layout uses only text and color to convey a retro vibe associated with vintage signage and old sports graphics. The specific combination of these four colors against the neutral background creates a cohesive block of lettering that is immediately readable from a distance.
Who It Speaks To
This product speaks directly to cornhole enthusiasts who engage in friendly competition during summer gatherings. It serves as an ideal gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who enjoys bean bag tossing tournaments. Players wear it while standing at the board or watching matches at football tailgates and July 4th barbecues. The design acknowledges the specific culture of lawn games where verbal trash talk is a standard part of the entertainment.
Quick Answers
What are the measurements for the fit and waist ties? The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to provide adequate coverage. Each side features a waist tie that is 42 inches long, which is sufficient length to tie securely in front regardless of the wearer's build.
Will the ink durability survive regular cleaning routines? Yes, the printed ink is designed to withstand repeated washing without fading or cracking. The retro distress effect is part of the original design intent, so normal wear and laundering will not make the text look damaged or faded beyond its intended aesthetic.
How does this design differ from generic kitchen wear? Unlike standard cooking aprons, this specific design references the mechanics of the cornhole game itself. The text acts as a direct address to an opponent regarding the physical hole on the board, making it relevant to lawn game players rather than just home cooks.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bean aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for this specific bean-themed apron?
- This apron suits gardeners who grow their own vegetables, coffee roasters who value their craft, and anyone who appreciates dry humor. It gifts well for friends who enjoy casual hobbies like gardening, coffee brewing, or playing cornhole outdoors with family.
- What distinguishes these designs from general kitchen wear?
- These designs focus specifically on the cultural and recreational aspects of beans, including Thanksgiving traditions, coffee rituals, and lawn games. Unlike generic kitchen aprons, they feature unique motifs like toe cats and gnome characters that speak directly to niche interests rather than broad kitchen themes.
- How should I choose between the various bean illustrations available?
- Select based on the wearer's primary interest. Choose the coffee bean variants for caffeine enthusiasts, the Thanksgiving design for holiday hosts, or the cornhole theme for backyard game players. Consider whether they prefer the subtle charm of the cute beans style or the direct humor found in the funny beans option.
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