Hole Bags
US$19.95
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Hole Sarcastic Apron Featuring YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL Pun
Hole sarcastic apron - Red cartoon bean bag on board with YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL text
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Hole Sarcastic Apron Featuring YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
hole sarcastic apron features the phrase YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL across the front. A cartoon red bean bag character stands on a white board with brown wood trim and blue shoes. The pun reads as a confident declaration that the opponent's target is exactly where the wearer wants to land their throw. Wearing it signals competitive spirit at backyard games, and this specific design was made for cornhole players who enjoy trash talk.
What Is Printed On It
The artwork displays bold white text split into two sections, with YOUR HOLE arched above the central image and IS MY GOAL positioned below. A red cartoon bean bag character with black limbs and blue shoes stands atop a white cornhole board featuring brown wooden sides and a visible hole. The illustration uses a vintage cartoon style with distinct red, white, brown, and blue colors. This layout frames the anthropomorphic sack in a pose of triumph or approach, visually reinforcing the textual pun about scoring points in the game.
Who Reaches For This One
Competitive cornhole enthusiasts reach for this hole sarcastic apron when they want to add humor to their game strategy. It serves as a perfect gift for friends who dominate backyard tournaments or outdoor parties. Players wear it while tossing bean bags to signal confidence and amusement during friendly rivalries.
Questions Before You Order
What are the pocket dimensions? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow for comfortable storage without restricting movement while standing at the throwing line. How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed design remains durable through standard washing because the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes, protecting the artwork from fading. Why does this design feature a specific color palette? The artwork uses only red, white, brown, and blue to match the classic equipment used in the sport, distinguishing it from generic designs by reflecting the actual visual components of a cornhole board and bean bag.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Bean aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for this specific bean-themed apron?
- This apron suits gardeners who grow their own vegetables, coffee roasters who value their craft, and anyone who appreciates dry humor. It gifts well for friends who enjoy casual hobbies like gardening, coffee brewing, or playing cornhole outdoors with family.
- What distinguishes these designs from general kitchen wear?
- These designs focus specifically on the cultural and recreational aspects of beans, including Thanksgiving traditions, coffee rituals, and lawn games. Unlike generic kitchen aprons, they feature unique motifs like toe cats and gnome characters that speak directly to niche interests rather than broad kitchen themes.
- How should I choose between the various bean illustrations available?
- Select based on the wearer's primary interest. Choose the coffee bean variants for caffeine enthusiasts, the Thanksgiving design for holiday hosts, or the cornhole theme for backyard game players. Consider whether they prefer the subtle charm of the cute beans style or the direct humor found in the funny beans option.
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