

Butt African Aprons Featuring a Cartoon Parrot
Butt african aprons - Cartoon grey parrot with red tail and text I LIKE RED BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Butt African Aprons Featuring a Cartoon Parrot is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
butt african aprons puts a cartoon parrot across the front panel, and the phrase I LIKE RED BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! lands as a pun on the bird's crimson tail feathers. Wearing it signals appreciation for ornithological wordplay, and fellow avian fans recognize this specific tribute to the species.
The Design Itself
A grey parrot stands centered on the panel with its back turned to reveal a fan of bright red tail feathers. To the left of the bird, the words I LIKE appear in black block letters, while RED BUTTS sits to the right in matching red type. Below the illustration, the phrase AND I CANNOT LIE! completes the thought in black text with a white outline. This arrangement balances the colorful plumage with bold typography to create a unified cartoon composition.
Occasions It Fits
Bird owners notice the accurate red tail feathers and grey body immediately upon seeing this piece. A friend who collects exotic pets will value this butt african aprons as a thoughtful gift for their next birthday or holiday. You can wear it comfortably during morning feeding routines or while organizing supplies in an aviary without worrying about stains.
Things People Ask
What are the pocket dimensions on this apron? Each of the two front pockets measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow access from both sides without removing the garment. This specific sizing provides ample storage for small tools or treats while maintaining structural integrity throughout the day. Does the ink withstand repeated laundering? Yes, the print remains durable through standard washing cycles because the canvas fabric stiffens initially but softens after two or three washes. This transition ensures the material becomes comfortable against the skin while keeping the red and grey graphics intact without fading or cracking over time. Is the parrot depicted in a realistic or stylized manner? The illustration uses a cartoon aesthetic rather than photorealism to emphasize the humorous nature of the pun. This artistic choice aligns the visual tone perfectly with the playful text, ensuring the design feels lighthearted and distinct from serious wildlife documentation.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about African Grey aprons
- Who is this collection best suited for?
- This line targets dedicated bird owners, avian rescuers, and anyone fascinated by African Grey parrots. It suits individuals who want to express their passion for these intelligent birds through wearable art that reflects their daily interactions and appreciation for the species' complex behaviors and personalities.
- What themes are featured in the designs?
- The assortment includes detailed anatomy studies, humorous screaming expressions, and adorable cute parrot illustrations. You can also find artistic birb patterns and funny parrot scenes. These varied approaches ensure there is a design that matches your personal style, whether you prefer scientific accuracy or lighthearted humor regarding your favorite feathered companion.
- How do I select the right design?
- Consider whether you want to highlight the bird's intelligence with anatomical details or its personality with funny parrot graphics. Choose realistic styles for professional settings or playful birb images for casual wear. Matching the design to your specific relationship with your pet ensures the apron feels personally significant and visually appealing in your kitchen or workshop.
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