

Funny Butt Chicken Apron Featuring a Cartoon Chicken
Funny butt chicken apron - Cartoon chicken illustration with GUESS WHAT? CHICKEN BUTT! text in white and red
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Butt Chicken Apron Featuring a Cartoon Chicken is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The funny butt chicken apron puts 'GUESS WHAT?, CHICKEN BUTT!' across the front panel, and the words land as a wholesome joke about a cartoon bird. Wearing it signals that you appreciate silly humor in the kitchen, and home cooks who love playful designs feel this was made for them.
Every Detail On The Front
A cartoon chicken stands centered on the panel with its head tucked down between its legs. White text reading 'GUESS WHAT?' arches over the top of the bird, while 'CHICKEN BUTT!' sits straight across the bottom. Red highlights appear on the chicken's wattle and the word 'BUTT!', contrasting with the yellow legs and white feathers. This arrangement creates a complete picture of a silly farm animal rather than just a collection of isolated graphics.
Built For These Hands
Home bakers and gardeners notice the protective nature of this garment first. Gifting this funny butt chicken apron to a friend acknowledges their sense of humor during tedious chores. Everyday situations like mixing batter or weeding the garden become more enjoyable when wearing such a distinctive and cheerful design.
Practical Questions
What is the width of the pockets on this apron? The pockets measure 8 x 7 inches each, providing ample space for holding small items. The split-in-the-middle construction divides the surface area into two separate compartments, allowing you to organize tools or ingredients efficiently without cluttering the front of the garment.
How does the ink handle repeated washing cycles? The printed design holds up well through standard laundering because the ink bonds securely with the 10 oz cotton canvas fabric. Although the material feels stiff at first, it softens after 2-3 washes, ensuring the vibrant white, red, and yellow colors remain sharp and intact throughout the apron's lifespan.
Does the text layout change based on the chicken's pose? The text remains fixed relative to the bird regardless of movement because 'GUESS WHAT?' arches over the top and 'CHICKEN BUTT!' stays straight across the bottom. This specific positioning ensures the joke is always readable and correctly oriented, anchoring the cartoon subject within the frame of the print.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Butt aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons are made for adults who enjoyed Beavis and Butt-Head during their youth. They also appeal to younger fans discovering the show today. Anyone who appreciates crude humor and 90s nostalgia will find these designs suitable for casual wear or gifting purposes.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The set includes designs featuring courtroom scenes, town references, and distressed aesthetics. You will find aprons highlighting specific character interactions and memorable quotes. Each piece focuses on different aspects of the animated series' visual style and comedic tone.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your favorite episode or catchphrase. If you prefer legal humor, try the judge theme. For location-based jokes, choose the McLovin reference. Consider whether you want a clean print or a distressed look to match your personal style preference.
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