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Howdy Chicken Coop Apron Featuring Guess What Chicken Butt
Howdy chicken coop apron - Cartoon chicken with red comb standing next to stacked white text GUESS WHAT CHICKEN BUTT
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Howdy Chicken Coop Apron Featuring Guess What Chicken Butt is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
howdy chicken coop apron puts the phrase GUESS WHAT?, CHICKEN BUTT! across the front panel, and the words land as a wholesome animal pun rather than a crude joke. Wearing it shows you appreciate lighthearted farm humor, and fellow poultry keepers reading it feel it was made specifically for their daily routine.
Inside The Artwork
A cartoon chicken stands confidently with wing-hands on hips to the right of stacked white lettering. A bold horizontal red line splits the text block, separating GUESS WHAT? from CHICKEN BUTT!. The bird features a bright red comb, yellow beak, and yellow feet that match the accent color. This layout balances the heavy typography on the left with the character illustration on the right to create a cohesive visual unit.
Who It Speaks To
Backyard chicken owners and homesteaders notice the pun first as a direct nod to their specific hobby. This howdy chicken coop apron serves as a perfect novelty gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who keeps birds. It is designed to be worn during actual coop cleaning or feeding time when practical protection meets that specific sense of farm humor.
Quick Answers
Does this apron fit different body types? Yes, the product features a generous cut that fits most adults comfortably. The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to ensure the bib sits correctly at chest level without being too tight or slipping off during movement. How does the ink hold up after washing? The printed design remains durable through regular laundering because the colors are set into the fabric. You can wash it safely without worrying about the white text or red line fading quickly compared to lower quality prints. Why is this specific design better than generic farm gear? Unlike standard vegetable prints, this apron uses a specific cartoon rooster pose and stacked text layout. The unique combination of the red divider line and the punny phrase makes it distinct from other novelty kitchen wear available.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Butt aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these aprons?
- These aprons are made for adults who enjoyed Beavis and Butt-Head during their youth. They also appeal to younger fans discovering the show today. Anyone who appreciates crude humor and 90s nostalgia will find these designs suitable for casual wear or gifting purposes.
- What themes are included in this set?
- The set includes designs featuring courtroom scenes, town references, and distressed aesthetics. You will find aprons highlighting specific character interactions and memorable quotes. Each piece focuses on different aspects of the animated series' visual style and comedic tone.
- How should I choose a design?
- Select a design based on your favorite episode or catchphrase. If you prefer legal humor, try the judge theme. For location-based jokes, choose the McLovin reference. Consider whether you want a clean print or a distressed look to match your personal style preference.
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