

Guess Chicken Apron Featuring Guess What? Chicken Butt! Text
Guess chicken apron - Stacked text Guess What Chicken Butt next to cartoon chicken facing left
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Guess Chicken Apron Featuring Guess What? Chicken Butt! Text is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
guess chicken apron puts the phrase GUESS WHAT?, CHICKEN BUTT! across the front panel, and the text reads as a pun referencing the cartoon bird. Wearing it signals you appreciate silly humor in the kitchen, and home cooks who love wordplay feel this was made for them.
What You Are Looking At
The artwork features stacked white lettering on the left side, split by a horizontal orange line. A cartoon chicken facing left occupies the right side with an orange comb and legs. The design uses a simple white and orange palette to highlight the visual joke. This layout combines typography and illustration into a single graphic statement suitable for casual wear. The contrast between the bold text and the sketch-style drawing creates a balanced composition that draws attention to both the message and the character simultaneously.
The Right Person For It
This guess chicken apron appeals to anyone who enjoys food puns and lighthearted kitchen decor. It serves as a memorable gift for birthdays or holidays for friends and family members who cook. The design works well during everyday meal prep when a touch of comedy is needed. People who value personality in their utility items will find this piece adds charm to their routine without sacrificing practicality.
Details Worth Asking About
What are the measurements of the body and waist ties?
The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long, providing ample coverage for the torso. Each waist tie is 42 inches long, ensuring enough fabric to secure a comfortable fit around various sizes. These specific dimensions allow the apron to hang correctly while keeping the central graphic fully visible and centered on the wearer's front.
How does the ink hold up after washing?
The printed design remains durable through standard laundering cycles because the ink bonds permanently to the fabric surface. Regular washing maintains the clarity of the white text and orange accents without fading or peeling over time. This longevity ensures the humorous message stays sharp and readable through multiple uses and cleaning sessions.
Does the chicken face a specific direction in the print?
Yes, the cartoon chicken is positioned facing left toward the stacked text. This orientation directs the viewer's eye from the illustration directly to the punchline on the opposite side of the panel. The directional pose creates a visual connection between the character and the words, reinforcing the cause-and-effect nature of the joke.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Chicken aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for backyard chicken keepers, small-scale farmers, and gardeners who enjoy spending time outdoors tending to their flocks. They also make great gifts for family members who love collecting eggs or managing a home coop with pride and a sense of humor about rural living.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features humorous and thematic prints including guess chicken, yep chicken, game chicken, moo chicken, poultry, tilt, halloween chicken, and flower chicken. Each design targets specific aspects of poultry keeping, from identifying breeds to seasonal celebrations, ensuring there is a style that matches your personal farm aesthetic or sense of wit.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on whether you prefer subtle nods to farm life or bold statements. Consider if you want something for everyday chores like the poultry design, or festive options like the halloween print. Think about your personality: do you lean toward irony with moo chicken or celebrate competition with game chicken? Pick the image that resonates most with your daily routine.
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