

Joking Chicken Apron Featuring a 'Guess What?' Pun
Joking chicken apron - Distressed chicken illustration with white arrow pointing to rear under Guess What text
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Joking Chicken Apron Featuring a 'Guess What?' Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A joking chicken apron puts the phrase 'Guess What?' across the top panel, where a white arrow curves downward to point directly at the bird's rear. This visual setup creates a pun about the chicken's backside, making the wearer feel amused by the clever wordplay. Wearing it adds a touch of silly charm to your workwear, and poultry enthusiasts or anyone who appreciates a good farmyard gag will feel this was made specifically for them.
The Artwork, Up Close
The design features a distressed white chicken standing in profile with a bright red comb and yellow legs. A white arrow connects the handwritten-style text 'Guess What?' at the top to the bird's tail feathers. The cracked, weathered texture of the print gives the image a vintage aesthetic that contrasts with the bold primary colors. This layout forces the viewer to read the question and then follow the line to the punchline, effectively turning the chicken into a visual joke. The combination of the specific color palette and the directional arrow ensures the humor is understood instantly without needing extra explanation.
Made For This Crowd
This item is perfect for poultry keepers and home cooks who enjoy lighthearted humor in the kitchen. A joking chicken apron makes a great matching family outfit or a funny present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, or a birthday. It is designed to be worn during everyday tasks like meal prep or cleaning the coop, offering protection while keeping the atmosphere fun. The specific reference to the chicken's rear end ensures that only those in the know will fully appreciate the joke, making it an ideal choice for private moments of amusement during busy work.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the dimensions of the storage pockets? Each of the two front pockets measures exactly 8 x 7 inches and is split in the middle to provide separate compartments for holding small tools or ingredients securely while you work.
Will the printed design survive repeated laundering? Yes, the ink is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles, though the 10 oz cotton canvas material itself is stiff initially and requires 2-3 washes to soften for comfortable wear.
Why does this specific design function as a gag gift? The humor relies entirely on the white arrow connecting the text 'Guess What?' to the chicken's rear, creating a visual pun that requires the wearer to understand the specific direction of the graphic to get the joke.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Chicken aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for backyard chicken keepers, small-scale farmers, and gardeners who enjoy spending time outdoors tending to their flocks. They also make great gifts for family members who love collecting eggs or managing a home coop with pride and a sense of humor about rural living.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features humorous and thematic prints including guess chicken, yep chicken, game chicken, moo chicken, poultry, tilt, halloween chicken, and flower chicken. Each design targets specific aspects of poultry keeping, from identifying breeds to seasonal celebrations, ensuring there is a style that matches your personal farm aesthetic or sense of wit.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on whether you prefer subtle nods to farm life or bold statements. Consider if you want something for everyday chores like the poultry design, or festive options like the halloween print. Think about your personality: do you lean toward irony with moo chicken or celebrate competition with game chicken? Pick the image that resonates most with your daily routine.
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