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Game Chicken Apron Featuring 'Don't Look at the Chicken' Pun
Game chicken apron - Cartoon chicken with red comb and orange beak, stacked text reading Chicken Game and Game
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Game Chicken Apron Featuring 'Don't Look at the Chicken' Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
game chicken apron features the phrase 'CHICKEN GAME' and 'DON'T LOOK AT THE CHICKEN.' above a cartoon bird. The pun implies that staring at the poultry results in a 'GAME OVER' status on its chest. Wearing it signals a playful sense of humor to fellow cooks, and anyone who understands retro gaming references feels this was made for them.
Inside The Artwork
Stacked off-white text reads 'CHICKEN GAME' and 'DON'T LOOK AT THE CHICKEN.' at the top of the black bib. A cartoon chicken stands below with a red comb, orange beak, and wide eyes looking leftward. Black letters spelling 'GAME OVER' sit directly on the bird's white body. This arrangement transforms a simple illustration into a visual joke about losing focus while cooking. The combination of bold lettering and the startled avian model creates a cohesive image that relies entirely on the interaction between the warning and the consequence.
Who It Speaks To
Cooking enthusiasts and gamers notice the pun immediately upon seeing the design. This product works as a funny birthday or holiday gift for the person who treats meal prep like a high-stakes mission. It gets worn in everyday kitchen situations where a moment of levity breaks up the routine of chopping and stirring.
Quick Answers
What is the neck strap measurement range? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches. This specific dimension allows the black bib to fit most adults comfortably while maintaining a generous cut that prevents slipping during active use.
How does the ink hold up to washing? The printed ink is durable enough to withstand standard laundering cycles without fading or cracking. The design remains sharp because the colors are solid blocks of white, red, orange, and black that resist bleeding during washes.
What specific text appears on the chicken's body? Only this specific design places the words 'GAME OVER' directly onto the subject's body rather than using a banner or background. This placement integrates the text into the character illustration itself, creating a unique visual joke that distinguishes it from other poultry-themed apparel.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Chicken aprons
- Who should buy these aprons?
- These are ideal for backyard chicken keepers, small-scale farmers, and gardeners who enjoy spending time outdoors tending to their flocks. They also make great gifts for family members who love collecting eggs or managing a home coop with pride and a sense of humor about rural living.
- What designs are included?
- The collection features humorous and thematic prints including guess chicken, yep chicken, game chicken, moo chicken, poultry, tilt, halloween chicken, and flower chicken. Each design targets specific aspects of poultry keeping, from identifying breeds to seasonal celebrations, ensuring there is a style that matches your personal farm aesthetic or sense of wit.
- How do I choose one?
- Select based on whether you prefer subtle nods to farm life or bold statements. Consider if you want something for everyday chores like the poultry design, or festive options like the halloween print. Think about your personality: do you lean toward irony with moo chicken or celebrate competition with game chicken? Pick the image that resonates most with your daily routine.
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