Scotch
Drink Malt Apron - That's What I Do I Drink Scotch
Drink malt apron - Tan stacked text That's What I Do I Drink Scotch And I Know Things with small glass icon
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Drink Malt Apron - That's What I Do I Drink Scotch is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase 'drink malt apron' introduces a design featuring the text 'That's What I Do, I DRINK SCOTCH, AND I KNOW THINGS' in tan lettering. The stacked typography and small glass icon signal that the wearer enjoys refined spirits and possesses knowledge of them. Wearing this puts confidence across the front panel, and people who appreciate singlemalt or mixed malt understand it was made for them.
Reading The Design
The vertical stack of tan words dominates the front panel, using a serif font with decorative cuts in specific letters like O and D. A small glass of scotch sits between two horizontal lines that separate the first and second halves of the statement. This typography-only style belongs to the trade of whisky appreciation where clarity and tradition matter more than flash. The layout ensures readability while honoring the gravity associated with appreciating aged spirits.
When People Wear It
Home bartenders and whisky enthusiasts notice the precise phrasing and minimalist execution first. Gifting this drink malt apron works for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who takes time to think while sipping. It gets worn during casual tastings or dinner parties where knowing your spirits is part of the conversation, signaling respect for the craft without needing to explain yourself.
Common Questions
What are the waist tie measurements? Each side has 42-inch ties long enough to secure comfortably in front, accommodating various body sizes without excess bulk. The 28-inch width and 34-inch length provide ample coverage while maintaining a tailored silhouette that moves with you during service or mixing, ensuring practicality matches the aesthetic intent.
How does the ink hold up after washing? The print remains intact because the tan color is embedded into the fabric rather than sitting on top as a thick layer. Regular machine washing keeps the lettering sharp and the small glass detail distinct without fading or cracking even after repeated cycles, preserving the design’s integrity through daily use.
Why is this design unique compared to others? Unlike generic kitchen gear, this piece centers entirely on scotch culture through minimalism and specific phrasing. The placement of the glass between two horizontal lines creates a visual pause that mirrors the ritual of sipping, making it distinct from novelty prints that rely on jokes or clutter, offering instead a quiet assertion of identity.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Scotch aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who have a deep appreciation for Scotch whisky, particularly those who enjoy single malts and peaty flavors. They are ideal for distillery tours, home bars, or kitchen use where showing off your hobby is part of the fun and talking point.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- The set includes designs focusing on malt varieties, tartan patterns, and familial roles like the father theme. Each piece highlights different aspects of Scotch culture, from the liquid itself to the social rituals surrounding its consumption, ensuring there is a style for every type of enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on whether you prefer text-based humor like the drink malt apron or pattern-focused designs like the shamrock tartan. Consider if you want to highlight your role, such as the father malt option, or simply celebrate the general love for Scotch with broader thematic elements found in the rock scotch design.
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