Scotch
Drink Whisky Apron Featuring That's What I Do I Drink Scotch
Drink whisky apron - Stacked yellow typography reading that's what i do i drink scotch and i know things around
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Drink Whisky Apron Featuring That's What I Do I Drink Scotch is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
A drink whisky apron puts the phrase that's what i do, i drink scotch, and i know things across the front panel, and the stacked lettering lands as a confident declaration of expert status. Wearing it signals to friends that you possess specialized knowledge of spirits, and whiskey lovers who appreciate a good quip will feel this was made specifically for them.
Reading The Design
The artwork centers on a vertical stack of text that dominates the upper and lower halves of the front panel. A brown banner containing the words I DRINK sits horizontally between the top and bottom sections of the slogan. Below the word SCOTCH, a detailed illustration of a glass containing amber liquid and ice anchors the composition. Yellow ornamental swirls frame the entire arrangement, creating a balanced, badge-like structure. The design uses only yellow, orange, white, and brown to achieve a clean, typography-only aesthetic that feels both retro and modern.
When People Wear It
Home cooks and bar enthusiasts notice the clever interplay between the serious font and the humble statement first. A drink whisky apron makes an excellent gift for birthdays or Christmas because it celebrates a hobby with wit. You wear it in the kitchen to protect your clothes while showing off your personality during casual sipping sessions or weekend meal prep.
Common Questions
Does the apron have storage for small items? Yes, it features two front pockets that are practical for holding essentials. Each pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to allow easy access without opening the entire flap. This construction keeps your hands free while cooking or serving drinks.
Will the printed text survive repeated washing cycles? The ink is durable enough to withstand standard laundering without fading or cracking. The 10 oz cotton canvas fabric softens after two or three washes, ensuring the garment remains comfortable even as the print maintains its sharp definition over time.
Is the specific glass illustration unique to this design? Yes, the central image depicts a specific lowball glass with ice cubes rendered in white lines against amber liquid. No other product features this exact combination of stacked vintage typography and this particular glass placement.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Scotch aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who have a deep appreciation for Scotch whisky, particularly those who enjoy single malts and peaty flavors. They are ideal for distillery tours, home bars, or kitchen use where showing off your hobby is part of the fun and talking point.
- What themes are represented in this set?
- The set includes designs focusing on malt varieties, tartan patterns, and familial roles like the father theme. Each piece highlights different aspects of Scotch culture, from the liquid itself to the social rituals surrounding its consumption, ensuring there is a style for every type of enthusiast.
- How do I choose the right one?
- Select based on whether you prefer text-based humor like the drink malt apron or pattern-focused designs like the shamrock tartan. Consider if you want to highlight your role, such as the father malt option, or simply celebrate the general love for Scotch with broader thematic elements found in the rock scotch design.
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