Beaver
Face Beaver Apron Featuring a Cartoon Beaver and BBQ Pun
Face beaver apron - Cartoon beaver holding rib with sauce and text reading Soggy Beaver BBQ If Its Not All Over Your
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Face Beaver Apron Featuring a Cartoon Beaver and BBQ Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
face beaver apron features the phrase SOGGY BEAVER BBQ above a cartoon rodent covered in sauce. The text reads IF IT'S NOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG, celebrating messy barbecue etiquette. Wearing it signals that you prefer flavor over cleanliness at the table. This design was made for grill masters who treat sauced ribs as a full-contact sport.
The Print, Up Close
The artwork centers on a brown cartoon beaver holding a rib and sitting behind a wooden cutting board with more ribs and a sauce bowl. White lettering arches over the animal to spell SOGGY BEAVER BBQ, while three lines of white text stack below the image. Red sauce coats the beaver's face and drips from the meat to illustrate the pun about eating standards. The illustration uses only brown, red, and white colors to create a cohesive graphic style suitable for the kitchen.
Made For This Crowd
This face beaver apron belongs to home cooks and BBQ enthusiasts who enjoy a good mess. It serves as a humorous gift for anyone who believes sauce is a mandatory condiment. The sturdy canvas protects clothing during long smoking sessions or weekend feasts where grease is expected.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the pocket dimensions? Each front pocket measures 8 by 7 inches and is split in the middle to accommodate tools. This specific sizing provides ample storage for tongs and thermometers without adding bulk to the waist area. Does the ink withstand washing? The print remains durable through standard laundering because the design uses bold, solid shapes that resist fading better than fine details do over time. Is this a reference to a specific brand? No, the phrase is a general cooking joke about messy food rather than a licensed product name. The design relies on universal barbecue humor rather than any corporate trademark.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Beaver aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for this specific beaver-themed line?
- This collection suits nature lovers, engineers, and anyone with a dry sense of humor. It works well for people who appreciate wordplay and want to add a quirky, intellectual touch to their kitchen or workshop attire without overwhelming visual clutter.
- What types of beaver imagery can I expect to see?
- You will encounter various interpretations including scientific references like Castor, puns involving dirtiness or wetness, and emotional expressions ranging from angry to clean aesthetics. Each design offers a unique perspective on the animal's characteristics and cultural associations.
- How should I choose between the different design options available?
- Select based on your preferred level of humor. Choose pun-heavy designs like the dirty or soggy variants for lighthearted fun, or opt for the castor or face designs if you prefer something more visually focused or scientifically oriented for a subtler statement.
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