Beaver
Soggy Face Beaver Apron Features a Cartoon Beaver Eating
Soggy face beaver apron - Cartoon beaver eating red ribs with text If It's Not All Over Your Face You're Eating It Wrong
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
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Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Soggy Face Beaver Apron Features a Cartoon Beaver Eating is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
soggy face beaver apron displays the phrase SOGGY BEAVER BBQ at the top, featuring a cartoon beaver eating ribs with sauce dripping down. The bottom text reads IF IT'S NOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG, validating the messy joy of barbecue. Wearing it signals that you prioritize flavor over cleanliness, and grill masters who love a good mess know this design was made for them.
What The Print Says
The visual layout places bold white lettering across the top panel above a central illustration of a brown cartoon beaver seated at a wooden table. The animal holds a rack of ribs covered in red sauce while wearing a white bib, set against a background of blue water and green pine trees. Stacked text below the table completes the pun about eating standards using only white ink for high contrast. This arrangement combines the specific color palette with the humorous intent to create a cohesive graphic statement.
The Cook It Was Made For
This black bib apron targets backyard cooks who treat grilling as a full sensory experience rather than a polite dinner service. It serves as a perfect gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who believes sauce on the chin is a badge of honor. The generous cut ensures the print stays visible during long sessions at the smoker or charcoal pit.
Ordering Questions
Does the neck strap fit different body sizes? Yes, the adjustable neck strap accommodates most adults by extending between 20 and 30 inches. This range ensures the apron hangs at the correct height without being too tight or sliding loose during active cooking.
Will the ink survive repeated washing cycles? The printed design remains durable through standard laundering because the ink bonds permanently to the black fabric surface. You can wash it safely without worrying about the white lettering or colored illustration fading or peeling away.
Is this specific slogan unique to this product? Yes, the exact phrase IF IT'S NOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE YOU'RE EATING IT WRONG appears only here alongside the beaver graphic. No other apron carries this specific combination of text and the cartoon animal character.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Beaver aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for this specific beaver-themed line?
- This collection suits nature lovers, engineers, and anyone with a dry sense of humor. It works well for people who appreciate wordplay and want to add a quirky, intellectual touch to their kitchen or workshop attire without overwhelming visual clutter.
- What types of beaver imagery can I expect to see?
- You will encounter various interpretations including scientific references like Castor, puns involving dirtiness or wetness, and emotional expressions ranging from angry to clean aesthetics. Each design offers a unique perspective on the animal's characteristics and cultural associations.
- How should I choose between the different design options available?
- Select based on your preferred level of humor. Choose pun-heavy designs like the dirty or soggy variants for lighthearted fun, or opt for the castor or face designs if you prefer something more visually focused or scientifically oriented for a subtler statement.
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