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Fact Zodiac Sign Aries Kitchen Apron Featuring a White
Fact zodiac sign aries kitchen apron - White nutrition facts label graphic listing Aries traits like Stubborn and Loyal
US$19.95
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US$19.95
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Fact Zodiac Sign Aries Kitchen Apron Featuring a White is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
fact zodiac sign aries kitchen apron puts a white nutrition facts label across the front panel, and the listed percentages read as a humorous profile of the Aries zodiac sign. Wearing it validates the wearer's direct personality through playful data visualization, and people who identify as the Ram or appreciate astrological wit feel this was made specifically for them.
What The Print Says
The artwork displays a white nutrition facts label layout containing specific personality metrics for the Aries sign. The word ARIES sits above FACTS, which is flanked by two ram heads. The list includes Intelligent at 90%, Sarcastic at 95%, Stubborn at 150%, Rebellious at 110%, Tell It Like It Is at 100%, Loyal To A Fault at 125%, Savage at 100%, Problem Solving at 115%, Lie Detecting at 120%, Sweetest If Treated Well at 200%, and Dangerous When Provoked at 1000%. A footnote states Daily value may vary. This typography-only design uses only white ink to create a high-contrast graphic that serves as a humorous profile of the zodiac sign rather than actual food data.
The Cook It Was Made For
This fact zodiac sign aries kitchen apron suits cooks who embrace their straightforward personality in the kitchen. It makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for anyone who identifies with the Aries horoscope. The design transforms daily meal prep into a moment of self-recognition for those who are known for being loyal yet stubborn.
Ordering Questions
What is the length of the neck strap? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate different body sizes. This range ensures the black bib apron fits most adults comfortably regardless of height or build.
Can I wash this apron without damaging the print? Yes, the white ink is durable enough to withstand standard washing cycles. The printing method bonds with the fabric so the nutrition label details remain crisp after repeated use.
Does the design include actual nutritional information? No, the percentages represent personality traits rather than dietary values. The label lists attributes like Stubborn at 150% and Dangerous When Provoked at 1000% to highlight astrological characteristics.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Ary aprons
- Which signs does this collection target?
- This collection is specifically designed for individuals born between March 21 and April 19. It caters to those who identify with the Aries zodiac sign, celebrating their traits of bravery, enthusiasm, and determination through themed apparel options.
- What themes are featured in these aprons?
- The designs include leopard prints, royal crown imagery, and traditional ram symbols. Some pieces also feature specific birth month references like April or general birthday celebration graphics, all centered around the energetic personality of the Aries archetype.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic style. Choose the leopard variant for a bold, wild look, or the king design if you appreciate regal symbolism. Those preferring simpler astrological nods may opt for the standard ram graphic or birth month specific art.
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