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Funny Chicken Hen Apron Featuring White Chicken Silhouettes
Funny chicken hen apron - White chicken silhouettes and text Chickens Are Like Potato Chips
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Chicken Hen Apron Featuring White Chicken Silhouettes is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
funny chicken hen apron puts the phrase Chickens Are Like Potato Chips.... You Can't Just Have One across the front panel, and the text reads as a wholesome joke about keeping too many birds. Wearing it signals that you understand the addiction to poultry, and backyard breeders recognize this design as made specifically for their flock.
The Artwork Explained
White silhouettes of three adult chickens and four chicks cluster together in the center of the panel. Two lines of centered text appear directly below the animals displaying the specific humorous quote about potato chips. The minimalist art style relies on solid white shapes without internal detailing or shading to maintain a clean appearance. This graphic belongs to the trade of raising backyard flocks and celebrates the hobbyist's dedication to maintaining a large number of birds. The combination of the flock imagery and the punchline creates a unified picture of the keeper's lifestyle rather than a disjointed list of elements.
Kitchens It Belongs In
This funny chicken hen apron fits best in kitchens where poultry keepers prepare meals from fresh eggs. It serves as a gift for anyone with a passion for keeping backyard chickens who appreciates lighthearted humor. The design is worn during daily coop maintenance or when sharing the joy of bird keeping with fellow enthusiasts.
What Buyers Ask
What is the width of the body?
The body size measures 28 inches wide by 34 inches long to ensure ample coverage for the torso while cooking. This dimension provides sufficient surface area to protect clothing from spills and splatters during food preparation tasks.
Does the ink wash out?
The printed white design remains durable through standard washing because it is bonded to the fabric rather than sitting on top as a loose coating. This ensures the message stays legible and the silhouettes remain distinct after repeated cleaning cycles.
Is this for a single pet owner?
No, the specific text references having multiple birds, making it perfect for those who admit they cannot stop adding more chickens to their yard. The quote targets the specific mindset of collectors who find it difficult to limit their flock size.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Hen aprons
- Who will appreciate these designs most?
- Backyard chicken owners and hobby farmers who enjoy sharing their passion through wearable art. These pieces resonate with individuals who find humor and warmth in the daily routines of caring for their flock, making them ideal gifts for friends or family members deeply involved in poultry keeping.
- What themes are included here?
- The collection explores various aspects of hen life, from the protective nature of a mother hen to the comedic chaos of a busy coop. Designs range from subtle animal references to bold rooster imagery, ensuring there is a visual style that matches the wearer’s specific relationship with their birds.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select based on your personal connection to the birds. If you view yourself as a caretaker, pick a mother hen style. For those who laugh at the mess, a funny hen option works best. Consider whether you want to highlight the rooster or focus on the gentle dynamics of the flock itself.
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