Funny Animal Chicken Apron
US$19.95
Chicken Lady
Funny Honest Chicken Apron for Poultry Lovers
Funny honest chicken apron - Let's Be Honest I Was Crazy Before The Chickens text with three cartoon chickens
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Funny Honest Chicken Apron for Poultry Lovers is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase funny honest chicken apron introduces a design featuring the text Let's Be HONEST I WAS Crazy BEFORE The CHICKENS. Stacked lettering in orange, yellow, white, and blue surrounds cartoon chickens, including a cream hen, a brown hen, and a colorful rooster. Wearing it signals that poultry keeping is a serious passion rather than a passing trend, and this specific print was made for coop owners who find joy in the daily chaos.
The Print, Up Close
The central message reads Let's Be HONEST I WAS Crazy BEFORE The CHICKENS using varied font weights and sizes. A cream-colored chicken stands at the top right while a brown hen appears on the middle left. A colorful rooster with blue tail feathers anchors the bottom left corner. White decorative lines and a small heart accent the layout against the dark background. This arrangement creates a cohesive visual that balances bold typography with friendly character art.
Made For This Crowd
Chicken farmers and backyard flock owners notice the specific reference to being crazy before the birds first. This funny honest chicken apron serves as a perfect gift for Mother's Day or for couples matching their farm aesthetic. It gets worn during daily chores like egg collecting and coop cleaning when protection and personality are both needed.
Before You Add To Cart
What is the neck strap length? The adjustable neck strap measures between 20 and 30 inches to accommodate various body types and ensure a secure fit over clothing layers. This range allows the apron to be worn comfortably by most adults regardless of height or build.
How does the ink hold up to cleaning? The printed graphics are designed to withstand repeated washing cycles without fading or peeling, maintaining the vibrant orange and blue colors through regular use. The durable print ensures the design stays sharp even after exposure to water and soap.
Does this design match other poultry gear? Yes, the whimsical cartoon style and specific color palette of cream, brown, and blue allow it to coordinate with other farm-themed accessories. The artwork avoids generic patterns to create a distinct look that resonates with dedicated bird keepers.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Chicken Lady aprons
- Who is the ideal buyer for these chicken-themed prints?
- These prints are made for backyard farmers, hobbyists, and anyone who enjoys keeping poultry as a rewarding pastime. They suit individuals who take pride in their flock and want to wear their passion visibly during gardening, cooking, or farm tasks.
- What specific themes are included in this collection?
- This collection features vintage farming styles, retro aesthetics, and humorous interpretations of chicken behavior. You will find designs celebrating hen protection, couple coordination, and playful artistic visions tailored specifically to the chicken keeping community.
- How should I choose the right design from this set?
- Select based on your preferred aesthetic, whether that is nostalgic vintage, modern cool, or witty humor. Consider if you want to express solo dedication or pair up with a partner using matching couple designs for a coordinated look.
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Honest Chicken Apron
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