Crazy Chicken
Honest Before Chicken Apron Featuring Colorful Chicken Photo
Honest before chicken apron - Chicken photo with LET'S BE HONEST text and pink blue gradient letters
US$19.95
Flat US$4.95 US shipping · free over US$65.00 · sales tax is calculated from your shipping address at checkout.
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US$19.95
Delivery to United States
Arrives —
Orders ship within the United States only. Flat US$4.95 shipping under US$65.00 — free from US$65.00.
Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Honest Before Chicken Apron Featuring Colorful Chicken Photo is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
The phrase honest before chicken apron puts the text LET'S BE HONEST, I WAS, CRAZY, BEFORE THE, CHICKENS across the front panel, and the words land as a confession of devotion to backyard flocks. Wearing it signals that your life is now full of eggs and noise, and fellow breeders who understand the chaos will feel this was made specifically for them.
Looking At The Front Panel
The design centers on a realistic photo of several adult chickens and chicks standing together in a tight group. The word CRAZY appears in large letters with a gradient shifting from pink to blue, while BEFORE THE CHICKENS repeats this colorful effect at the bottom. Black text frames the top and bottom, and paw prints in pink and beige flank the phrase I WAS. These elements combine to create a wholesome visual tribute to the specific birds that define the wearer's daily routine.
Who Gets The Joke
Chicken lovers and small-scale farmers notice the specific breeds and chicks immediately. Gifting this honest before chicken apron to a friend acknowledges their admitted obsession with the flock. Everyday wear happens during coop cleaning or market days when the wearer wants to signal their passion without speaking.
Answers Up Front
Does the 8 x 7 inch pocket fit standard items? Yes, the two front pockets measure 8 by 7 inches each and are split in the middle to accommodate various tools. This generous sizing allows you to carry clippers, treats, or harvested eggs securely while keeping your hands free for handling delicate birds.
How does the ink hold up after repeated washing? The print remains vibrant because the design uses durable coloring techniques suitable for heavy use. After the initial stiffness of the 10 oz cotton canvas softens through two or three washes, the fabric becomes comfortable without compromising the integrity of the colorful lettering or photo details.
Is the design specific to chickens or generic animals? The artwork exclusively features chickens and chicks rather than generic wildlife. The presence of specific avian subjects alongside the explicit text ensures this apron belongs solely to poultry keepers and excludes other animal enthusiasts from the intended audience.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about Crazy Chicken aprons
- Who is the ideal recipient for these designs?
- These items suit backyard breeders and hobby farmers who take pride in their flock. They are made for anyone who enjoys displaying their love for poultry through humorous or smart apparel during farm visits or social gatherings.
- What specific themes are included here?
- The collection includes designs ranging from funny farmer motifs to fine chicken aesthetics. You will find options celebrating critters, cute farmers, and specific moments like the before chicken phase, catering to various aspects of poultry keeping.
- How do I choose the right design?
- Select a design based on your personal style and role. If you prefer humor, try the funny chicken apron. For a more refined look, choose the fine chicken apron. Consider gifting the chicken apron gift option to fellow enthusiasts.
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