

Getting Tree Apron Featuring GETTING HIGH IS MY JOB Pun
Getting tree apron - White stacked text GETTING HIGH IS MY JOB beside white silhouette of person climbing tree with rope
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Returns
Request a return or exchange within 30 days of purchase, for any reason — we cover return shipping.
Printed to order
Every apron is printed after you order it. Please allow 1-3 business days for processing before it leaves the print shop.
Getting Tree Apron Featuring GETTING HIGH IS MY JOB Pun is printed on a black canvas apron — one size, made to order and shipped within the United States.
getting tree apron puts the phrase GETTING HIGH IS MY JOB across the front, where it reads as a pun about arborist elevation. The stacked white text sits beside a minimalist silhouette of a climber using a rope. Wearing this signals professional pride and dry humor to peers, and fellow climbers recognize it was made specifically for those who work at height.
The Print, Up Close
This getting tree apron displays the phrase GETTING HIGH IS MY JOB in bold white letters stacked vertically on the left side of the panel. Adjacent to the text, a minimalist white silhouette depicts an arborist suspended by a rope while ascending a bare tree trunk. The stark contrast between the white print and the black bib ensures the joke remains legible from a distance. The typography and the climbing figure combine to form a cohesive emblem of the trade that relies on vertical ascent.
Made For This Crowd
This getting tree apron appeals directly to arborists and tree surgeons who appreciate industry-specific wordplay regarding elevation. It serves as a practical gift for birthdays or Christmas for anyone who climbs trees professionally. Workers wear this during daily tasks to signal their trade identity while keeping clothing protected from debris and sap.
Before You Add To Cart
What are the neck strap measurements for this apron? The adjustable neck strap fits most adults with a range of 20 to 30 inches. This generous cut ensures the apron stays secure over heavy layers without digging into the neck during long shifts in the field. Can I wash this apron without damaging the white ink? Yes, the printed design holds up through standard laundering because the high-contrast white pigment bonds securely to the black fabric. You can maintain the crisp appearance of the silhouette and text through regular cleaning cycles. Does this design show actual chainsaws or logging equipment? No, the artwork relies solely on the textual pun and the silhouette of a person using a rope to climb. This specific focus on vertical ascent distinguishes it from general lumberjack imagery.
Every apron is printed after you order it. Orders are processed Monday through Friday, excluding federal holidays — please allow 1-3 business days for order processing. After processing, shipping typically takes 3-7 business days inside the United States, so the total delivery time from order placement is 4-10 business days.
US orders under US$65.00 pay a flat US$4.95 shipping; orders of US$65.00 or more ship free. Bearhap ships within the United States only — we do not ship to international addresses.
You may request a return or exchange within 30 days of the purchase date, for any reason. The apron must be unopened, unused and in its original packaging, with proof of purchase. We refund the item price in full to the original payment method — the original US$4.95 shipping fee is not refundable — and Bearhap covers all return shipping costs: email contact@bearhap.com for a free return label.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print — press from the back if you need to. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The ink is water-based and cures into the fabric, so it will soften with the canvas rather than peel off it.
Questions about High aprons
- Who will enjoy these specific designs?
- These aprons suit individuals who appreciate dry humor, scientific references, or cannabis culture. They are ideal for anyone looking to express their personality through wearable art that sparks conversation and connects them with others who share similar interests and comedic sensibilities.
- What themes are included here?
- This collection includes science puns, vintage Americana, cannabis culture, and transit pride. Each design tells a unique story, from chemical equations to street art styles, ensuring there is something for every taste within this specific thematic grouping focused on humor and niche references.
- How should I choose one?
- Select a design based on your personal hobbies or favorite topics. If you love science, pick the midtown option. For cannabis enthusiasts, the weed maintenance or marijuana hemp aprons are perfect choices. Consider which joke resonates most with your daily routine and social circle before deciding.
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